So how come Christie is not running?

Snooki does Academia

The Fox was Ditzy Like a Fox

Again, a reminder of idiocy of judging a man, or woman, by the surface glitter. And a reminder of how few such people seem to be produced by the West anymore. RIP.

There's No Success Like Victory

That war was a crapshoot, the Civil war was a crapshoot, the existence of this nation has been one long crapshoot. No wonder Le Pew is so distressed; but for a string of truly amazing [awful] Luck [Fortuna, is she Fate or is she Chance?] our own Aristo would have been blessedly free of the 'Ricain curse. If this change in Fortune would have even allowed Le Pew to exist.

'Joisey's Halloween Cure for De Jong's Peperrhea

Not even his costumes could make Erica sexy.