Showing posts with label no we cunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label no we cunt. Show all posts

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Witches Rue-mania

Well, then, it's a damn good thing for Planet Pepe and Al Gore that they are not, officially, witches.

"the country's soothsayers and fortune tellers are cursing a new bill that threatens fines or even prison if their predictions don't come true."

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Peasants Won't Listen, da Stinkers.

How could you possibly go bankrupt with an audience as passionate as this?:

"Since last summer, Air America has been heard in the Washington area on WZAA (1050 AM). Its audience has been so small that Arbitron, which compiles radio ratings, was unable to detect any listeners for WZAA during several weeks in December"

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Confused, confounded and contrived

The three Cs of Planet Pepe. Or, more succinctly: yes, we cunt.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

The financial geniuses from Harvard, take II

At Merrill Lynch, two Harvard MBAs in succession, Stan O'Neal and John Thain, oversaw the fall of a firm once known and feared as the Thundering Herd. Andy Hornby, who was on deck for the HBOS's near-collapse, is a Harvard Business School alumnus. General Motors' CEO Rick Wagoner is another. Up until last month, President George W Bush, Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson and the Securities Exchange Commission chairman, Christopher Cox, formed an embarrassing Harvard Business School trinity of financial ruin.

Harvard rulz!
How come this supposedly brilliant elite, trained in management, risk and reward, have so devastated the economy? Part of the reason is that the MBA does not actually train anyone to do anything. You learn something about all the various business functions. You become more confident in meetings where people yammer on about ROIs and Monte Carlo analyses.

It's all AA's fault!!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Dowd got the blues

“Not surprisingly, people are wary of some very expensive proposals with no guarantee of success or even a high probability of how well they’ll work.” You don't say. Mr. Obama’s egghead manner has failed to soothe a nation with the jits. Nahh -- you sure? Pepe is in hog heaven. So we're doin' great. He has not explained in a compelling way why Americans who followed the rules need to sacrifice more to help those who flouted the rules. All we need is better PR. Then this self-evident truth will simply sell itself.

In the middle of all the Heimlich maneuvers required now, we don’t need a Jackson/Sharpton-style lecture on race. Coward.