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The above is a lovely pic of the Coanda effect in action. Rot can only seethe.

The Coanda dream car

Nude sales

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Paradise mullah

Since 2001 Nami had been issuing special electronic money which he referred to as "Enten", a combination of the Japanese currency name, yen, and the Japanese word for "Paradise" to investors who paid at least ¥100,000 (£770). Enten is a virtual currency which Nami claims will become legal tender in a post-recession existence by which time he will have become "world famous". Investors were promised 36% annual returns. "Enten" were generated through his customers' mobile phones. In February 2007, dividends were distributed in Enten, rather than in cash. Buy, Mr Rot, buy!!

A 70-year-old who woman blamed herself for the loss of two million yen, said: "I had fun and a lively life... I was stupid. It's my fault as I was greedy". You don't say. Life is a bitch.

Singularity theory

The students, meanwhile, will need to pony up some serious money to take part in Singularity University. The base fee for the 10-week program is $25,000. No kiddin!

Shop till you drop

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Gov. Palin was introduced as Mr. McCain's vice-presidential choice wearing a red pair of peep-toe pumps with 3½-inch heels. The shoes, marketed by his company's Naughty Monkey line, generally are geared to women in their early to mid-20s who go clubbing, he says. "The age bracket we target is a little younger. It's a very edgy, very hip, very street brand."

A useful French gadget

Buy, JJ, buy!!

Buy, JJ, buy!