A Fartal Dispute

A Stinker from the Tail leads to a Wail of a Tale

Never Our Friends and Allies: The Pakis

They are about as much our ally as Planet Pepe is a friend to the rights of man.

So who will be The Next Great Satan?

May I recommend Austria? In particular, a certain Rotter hunkering down behind die Wien-Gatter?

Sweet Social Justice to a PP

Hey, what's better than bashing Christers a'comin' and a'goin'?

Planet Pepe gets Heady

In this case, no picture is worth a thousand words.

Planet Pepe's Precautions: Sensible

And any Traveller with a knife and worth his salt would surely agree.

Buddha da Mummy, Good Momo

A revolution fought for "Justice" of course sets aside fighting the oppressor for a major assault on a museum full of dangerous pottery, art, and malevolent dead people. Pepe knows his priorities.

Of course one of the immediate targets of an Islamist Militant revolution would be, as it was in Iran, and Afghanistan, all that glorious evidence of a glorious past far more full of glory than any of the crap Momo's minions brought. The stuff of a soon to be jolly great and glorious bonfire to cleanse the world of anything uncongenial to the mindlessness of the minions.

Perhaps time to salvage what is possible before the physical trace of Old Egypt delenda est

Pepean Logik Explained

If not True, at least full of Good Truthiness

Assanging the Data

Given the whole corpus Julian has thrown out, the US government looks like a relatively mild and feeble liar, compared to the world's many other governments, and very very modestly corrupt compared to the Assangean and Pepean spheres, and murderous not at all [for example, if we were murderous Julian would be gazing forlornly right now at the cement boots carrying him down into the briny deep]. We come across as what we are, congenital saps with a relative big heart and carrying the burden of self imposed niceness.
Julian is a Pepe, pure and simple.

Do Crackpots Dream of Future Sheep?

Sarah "FCP" Palin's Theorem

You forgot she told us exactly how close she is to the Russians, eh Tecumseh?

UnAmericans R' US

So, to really prove our un-American bonafides, let's question Bloomberg's financial interests with the Saudis.

A Whacky SitCom that Jumps before there is a Shark? Genius!

Unnervingly precise historical synopsis, even if it wasn't a whacky sitcom.

From Planet Pepe, With Love

Stone, of course, will make sure this is not in his film as to the glories of MadJad and the Islamic Revolution. Mikey Moore would go down that hole.

Carter's Grima Whispers Into the Ear of the King: "We Must Stop Those Kike Warmongers, We Must Protect Our Friends the Mullahs"

"Is the fallout as bad if Israel preemptively strikes Iran?
Absolutely. That is the way, more importantly, how the Iranians would view it. They really can’t do much to the Israelis, despite all their bluster. The only thing they can do is unify themselves, especially nationalistically, to rally against us, and the mullahs might even think of it as a blessing.

How aggressive can Obama be in insisting to the Israelis that a military strike might be in America’s worst interest?
We are not exactly impotent little babies. They have to fly over our airspace in Iraq. Are we just going to sit there and watch?

What if they fly over anyway?
Well, we have to be serious about denying them that right. That means a denial where you aren’t just saying it. If they fly over, you go up and confront them. They have the choice of turning back or not."

Nightmare

The Farce News Agency.

"Mr Obama made a mistake to say those things ... our question is why he fell into this trap and said things that previously (former president George W.) Bush used to say," the semi-officialFars News Agency quoted Ahmadinejad as saying.