Poochobama, or "A Bo For Obobo "

I have no doubt this pooch, a native of the ol' sod, will do the right thing and piss all over Planet Pepe Central. Let it flow, Pooch, let it flow.

Channeling moi

He looked the picture image of the disheveled academic. He paced back and forth, gesturing mildly as he spoke against the evils of iPods and "texting."

Escape from suburbia

Our tax dollars hard at work

The silver lining

Maybe they stop making brain-fryers altogether, and we'll all be happier.

Now, if people also stopped jabbering on their brain fryers...

... I'd say there is a silver lining in all this, after all.

Another Reason to Take a Pisser

Is It Really Necessary?
I've got some in my fridge," he added. "It tastes fine to me."

Mac the money guy

"I know how to do that, my friends," McCain said. "And it's my proposal, it's not Sen. Obama's proposal, it's not President Bush's proposal." The problem, of course, is that it is President Bush's proposal. At least, it's Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson's proposal. It's the heart of the $700 billion plan. After McCain suspended his campaign two weeks ago and rushed back to Washington to knock some heads together to get a rescue plan approved, he sheepishly admitted that he hadn't actually read the three-page Paulson plan all the way through. And even though he voted for it, it sounds like he still hasn't read it.

Rewarding cosmic idiocy

Lehman Brothers ``key'' money managers will get retention bonuses valued at $400 million when their investment-management business is bought by Bain Capital -- for those of you who are not up on things, that's Mitt's baby. So he now buys a piece of Lehman at firesale price -- why not. But give away those huge bonuses to the dastardly idiots who brought this meltdown about? Tar and feather should be too good for them -- Ft. Leavenworth more like it. I'm disappointed in Mitt.

How the Mighty Have Fallen

No,not Palin getting Borked and Sorosed by PP's MSM.
AI getting passed on the Cojones trail by a former card carrying Socialist Minion of Planet Pepe

AI gets Dunn Graded

"Gibson is supposed to have demonstrated the case [against Palin] through asking questions about matters that he himself does not understand. Most irritating are the conservative writers wailing counterpoint to this melody.
They may be right. But as we've seen, it's not likely."

AI, do we see a pity "C" on the horizon?

"Palin has gained her experience where it counts. Not in the Ivy League, not at the think tanks, not in the Senate. But down in the trenches, where life is for real, and the work gets done because it must be done. There is no more common figure in American history than the "unprepared" backwoods politician who steps forward in the midst of crisis. From Lincoln through Truman, there is no end of them, at all levels of the political sphere."

But then what would the Anti-American Eagle do without Harvard Men like Baracky Obama, and El Gore, and Toady Kennedy to lead the Way to Perdition?

More Pissed than a Mad Cow

Ok, guys, this one's beyond odd. I don't think even Planet Pepe has room for this Island of Dr.Moreau wannabe.

Blabbering nabobs of positivism

JJ's heartthrob expounds on economics: That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the -- it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

Can she hack it?

She was the antithesis and nemesis of the hirsute, Birkenstock-wearing sisterhood. Youpie doo. Quick study or not, she doesn’t know enough about economics and foreign policy to make Americans comfortable with a President Palin should conditions warrant her promotion. You don't say. If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself. Do it, do it. Poignant.

Yet another prime

Big whoops.

Mac to the rescue

Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts, the chief House Democrat on the bill, said, "all of a sudden, now that we are on the verge of making a deal, John McCain airdrops himself to help us make the deal." Yeah, sure.

Hail to Arnie

Should I eat crow?

[Embedded hot Harvard chick. I wish. -- JJ]
Nahhh... It's just dumb luck that this is happening.

JJ got a new friend

Pat needs to get back on his meds, or pretty soon, he'll sound like JJ. [Added Illus -- JJRiefenstahl]

Anyone wanna bet?

I'll be a sport, and put $1 on this, at the current 12%-88% odds from Intrade. And guess who'll be the safe choice, then? Someone who was thoroughly vetted, and who has proved his mettle in the primaries. Any takers?