Gravitas to the Bone

The Grizzlies take Tecumseh's advice, and then some. Pauvre Russie.

Tintin Gets Jawed into ET

Well, fly the frog over the moon on a bicycle built for Ryan's privates.

What's the market for this? The Tutti Frutti Bund?

Russians don't drink!

And Pepe is not a pinko. If you buy this, I've got a bridge in NYC to sell you.

Rah, rah, rah -- pffft

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Komrades, 'ayer than Lenin is Our Obamacles

'Ol wax job would be impressed, alright.

Null Minds and Dead Souls

Yup. Obamacles Imperator Showing His Crimson Tide on a Green Crescent

The Saudirian Candidate, preparing for the Solution of the Neocon Problem. PP hasn't been this proud since Petain waved "Bon Voyage" to the trains chugging northeast out of Paris.

Pepe's Minister for Moral Reconstruction

Put on those red bands if you want Hope for a Change. Quality Ethics, courtesy of Planet Pepe.

"Gregory B. Craig, a well-known Washington lawyer who quarterbacked President Bill Clinton’s impeachment defense, has been chosen White House counsel by President-elect Barack Obama, according to Democratic officials.
The choice gives the president-elect both experience and loyalty. During the primaries, Craig was an early Clinton alumni defector to Obama. Columnist Robert D. Novak reported back in the winter of 2007 that Craig had told him he “was impressed with Obama when he first met him at the home of investment banker Vernon Jordan, an intimate friend and supporter of the Clintons.”
Craig was an Obama foreign policy adviser during the campaign. At the start of the Clinton administration, he had been the State Department’s Director of Policy Planning, the head of State’s in-house think tank. He also was senior adviser on defense, foreign policy and national security to Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass.).
Besides defending Clinton through the impeachment process, an effort that Craig lost, who else had the benefit of Craig’s counsel?
Elian Gonzalez’s father - Craig represented the father who demanded the return of his son after his estranged wife died trying to take Elian to freedom. Most people saw this as a thinly-veiled publicity stunt from Fidel Castro, attempting to embarrass the US. The dispute got resolved when Janet Reno ordered an armed assault on the house where Elian’s family in the US provided him a home.
John Hinckley, Jr - Craig presented and won the insanity defense that allows Ronald Reagan’s would-be assassin to spend weekends with his family now.
Kofi Annan - The former Secretary-General of the UN hired Craig to defend his interests in the Volcker Commission probe of the Oil-for-Food scandal, which put billions of dollars into Saddam Hussein’s pockets while providing cash for Annan’s son, his deputies, and some allege Annan himself.
Pedro Gonzalez Pinzon - A Panamanian legislator wanted for murdering an American soldier in 1992.

Back in the USSR, Boys, You Don't Know How Lucky You Are

Versailles Raises the Sickle Green, and Hammers the Crescent Red. The Joys of Le Pew are a'comin'. From NRO.

"U.S. Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D. Toledo) whipped the crowd up before Mr. Obama took the stage yesterday telling them that America needed a Second Bill of Rights guaranteeing all Americans a job, health care, homes, an education, and a fair playing field for business and farmers.

[UPDATE: A reader writes:
....... the US [Obama ] Second Bill of Rights rang a vague bell:

Article 40Citizens of the USSR have the right to work (that is, to guaranteed employment and pay in accordance wit the quantity and quality of their work, and not below the state-established minimum), including the right to choose their trade or profession, type of job and work in accordance with their inclinations, abilities, training and education, with due account of the needs of society...
Article 41 Citizens of the USSR have the right to rest and leisure...
The length of collective farmers' working and leisure time is established by their collective farms.
Article 42 Citizens of the USSR have the right to health protection

Even the Princeton Dim can eventually Get It

By George, you are quick on the uptake, ain't ya Little Will?

They Know Their Red Queen

Ingrates Leave Planet Pepe

It's enough to make any Aristo dream of the good ol' days, or present Socialist days, where a peasant got the lashing due him.

Back To The Future In Dhimmi Spades

And Carter's Way is just Obamacles' starting point.

Sowell Asks JJ's Question

It's not just rhetorical, and it has an answer:

On Planet Pepe facts don't matter diddlysquat. They, like peasants, only mess up the Joy of Aristos.

Pepe Caught Red-Handed

Perfidious Versailles. Abusing the Lady Palin.

From the MyPetJawa:

"The French Connection to Palin Smears
What is an PR firm with an eyebrow-raising international affiliation doing producing an anti-Palin video?

And what is Publicis? By its own account, Publicis is the fourth-largest communications group in the world, having generated some €4.7 billion (or $6.9 billion) in revenue in 2007. With its distinctive postmodern headquarters on Paris’ Champs-Elysées just a stone’s throw from the Arc de Triomphe, Publicis also happens to be one of those highly politically-connected French firms that are so characteristic of the upper echelons of the French economy....

The obvious question, then, is for whom were Winner and his “associates” working? The most obvious answer is: the Obama campaign. Another and at least equally troubling possibility, however, is that they were working for one of Publicis’s high-powered European clients. "

The Huntington Democracy Paradigm Comes a Cropper

Planet Pepe weeps with joy, for the rumors of the Death of Tyrannies were greatly exaggerated. Now time to bring that Ho Bitch, Lady Liberty, to her knees.

Another Huge Fuckin' Surprise.

The Ministry of Truth on Planet Pepe will have to try a new line.

Fou-doux fafa

Apologies if I have already posted this but it is too good to pass if i haven't.

Ah, The Twin Cities Ain't About Brotherly Love

Given the extent of hardcore leftwingism in that area [thinking of the rather large rallies ANSWER was able to conjure up there soon after 911], this is as surprising as that Sheriff Bull Connor liked his white sheets clean, his Dobermans rabid, and the "Neegrows" cowed.

All's Well on Planet Pepe

The peasants and would be capitalist rubes imprisoned in darkness. One brilliant point of light for Versailles East. Slaves and Lords. Submission for one and untrammeled freedom to shit on all for the other. Versailles is always clear on its concept, the civilization with fewest discontents is the one where the greatest number are bound to the mercy of the smallest possible gaggle of aristos.

Not like that stinking land of bourgeoisie to the south.