That must have hurt

La Nena de Laredo

Ah, don't worry about the Zetas, says Mr Rot. It's just one of those things you need to put up with in life. Update.

Losing one's head in the supermarket

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Mexico Surges Ahead

A 100 years of searching for ol' Al's noggin, and yet no cigarillo. Have they thought he might be hiding with the Fellow Rotters north of da Rio Grandee?

The Bad and The Worst

So far they are the Strong Horseshit.

Losing one's mind

Pepe goes recruiting

Med Finals are Tough as Hell in IslamMilitania

No wonder Le Pew stuck to the more pussy-lacrimous dungheaps of Bezerkely.

Da Crimson Crescent, or PP All Higgledy Piggledy Conflicted

Da privilege of da discourse is da discourse of da privileged, Allahu Akhbar!

"In a private e-mail to a student last week, Abdul-Basser wrote that there was “great wisdom (hikma) associated with the established and preserved position (capital punishment [for apostates]) and so, even if it makes some uncomfortable in the face of the hegemonic modern human rights discourse, one should not dismiss it out of hand.” Abdul-Basser

Pepe takes on Rot

What's newspeak for enemy combatant?

I'm shocked, shocked.

Transparency: yeah, right

Release all the Gitmo Binnie boyz into Pepe's backyard -- that's the way to go.

Pepe lets it all hang out

Pepe's poster boy

Zubaydah, Padilla, and Mohamed allegedly discussed the feasibility of the "dirty bomb plot." But Zubaydah moved on to the possibility of "blowing up gas tankers and spraying people with cyanide in nightclubs." Mohamed was an active participant in the plotting. He proposed "the idea of attacking subway trains in the United States." But al Qaeda's military chief, Saif al Adel, and the purported 9/11 mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (KSM), had a different idea. Al Adel and KSM allegedly told Binyam that he and Padilla would target "high-rise apartment buildings that utilized natural gas for its heat and also targeting gas stations." Day at the office on Planet Pepe.

Perils of cell phones, Part DCCXVII

See what happens when you jabber too much on the brain-fryer? You lose your head...

Cry, Pepe, cry!

Day at the office on Planet Pepe

Planet Pepe conflicted

"Obviously you need to preserve some tools -- you still have to go after the bad guys," said an Obama administration official. Mais non, mais non, says Pepe: they are the good guys! Just put them up in the Paris Hilton Hotel, and shower them with love.