Friday, December 31, 2010

Shocka! The 60s wasn't a slam-dunk?

A New Year Dawns...

Let it be a good one, komraden.

Μολών λαβέ

Of course Tecs couldn't hang out with the Women's Studies bimbos at Fac. meetings if everyone learned Classics like in Gonzales.
Come and take it.

Pepe rings in the new year in style

Obama's theoretician alive and well

The wisdom of slamming McCain

...explained to Tecs and AA.

Ukraine comes to Brockton

Ukraine comes to California

Yet far from being a paradise, Fresno is starting to resemble Zimbabwe or 1930s Ukraine, a victim of a famine machine that is entirely man-made, not by red communists this time, but by greens. Ulululululu, says Pepe.

Rot thinks Kaus is stupidest man alive

IT'S ALL COANDA'S FAULT!!!

With nary a worry, Rot plays the guitar.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Iowahawk roasts Ezra Klein

Old and confusing. Like Tecs.
Tecs' personal hygiene takes a nosedive.
[Add pic -- tecs]

When I fly the friendly skies

Tecs pins his hopes on the dark horse this time

When you care what Bianca Jagger says, you're lost.

Like Tecs parroting Cass Sunstein...

Raging bull

Jewston Texas!

We all win when Texas wins. Sad to say that sometimes Tecs' home state gets in on some BS or another and it ends up in the hands of its allies like Hezbollah and Putin.

Rotter girl sets New Year Eve plans

.. and makes a New Year resolution: Watch more TV, gain weight, exercise less, drink more, waste money, treat my friends with disdain, spend more time alone, help no one and squander my success. I’m always trying to do this, see, but it’s a lot harder than you’d think.
Welcome to Rotterland!

VDH mixes ouzo and bourbon

Tecs claims his VCP at the Port Authority Bus Terminal

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

W ululates

Pinko flatearthers shit their pants

More.
Tecs sells carbon credits like mad.

The big \CD meeting goes Nationwide

Tecs and AA's Dream Sec. Def. maybe out on his ass

Start blubbering, pinkos!

Rot needs to pay up the debt

Socialized medicine at its best

Perils of idling cars

Me in Boise?

Signor Rota goes biodegradable

On the downside of the shift, there was the possibility the white bag could disintegrate in the rain. Shoppers worried about the strength of the new bags. Well, then, just carry the damn stuff in your hands.

Just like Rot, when he eats kaiserfleisch

Pulling out of a tight spot, the Rotter way

There's plenty of room at the bottom

A country united

Monday, December 27, 2010

Henri-Nancy Coanda at your cheeks

Useful idiots alive and well...

...eating Haxe and Stelze and Kaiserfleisch while pinky-up pinko Tecs slurps at a rodent ulna in Nancy.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Teaching math, the Rotter way

Of course, when you care more about \lesssims than \CDs, that's what happens: you become anal about markers.

Your random Harvard grad goes the full Pepe

Rot has a senior moment

While stuffing a chicken with crawfish. Why on earth?

Bad news for Tecs' Barbiedoll

Voters moving to the right; Tecs out of the mainstream.

roT'S fruity hayseed?

Even Tecsian logic can appreciate this

If you elect a callow shithead of privilege, you get missiles in your arse.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Three clowns

Brightest and best.

An interesting article

Sorry, Tecs. \lesssim, not \CD.

Sound advice

Rot is all ears.

Moonbatty logick

Rotter danebenreden

This can be illustrated by the patient answering "3" when asked, "How many legs has a horse?" or "black" when asked "What color is snow?" or "Tuesday" when asked "What is the day after Sunday?" Day at the office. On Planet Rot.

Barney talks to Rot

Joys of capitulation

No fair

Texas will gain four new House seats, and Florida will gain two. Gaining one each are Arizona, Georgia, Nevada, South Carolina, Utah and Washington. Ohio and New York will lose two House seats each. Losing one House seat are Illinois, Iowa, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, New Jersey and Pennsylvania.

Shit. A Rotten deal. Life is a biatch. Now, will Rot feel like being generous--for a change--and buy the losers a pint or three of hoppy brew at John Harvard's? Fat chance.

Melanie Phillips having fun

REGURGE: How much more deeply conflicted can Planet Pepe get? Much more, apparently.

More START fallout

Just wait till Rot redesigns the greenback

Shocka!

In short, Obama has succumbed to Moscow for nothing. You don't say.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Pepe in all of his mallerina glory

Newtonian mechanics explained to Rot

Bill Kristol, Tecslike, wants a Million Manning Army

Rot redefines some terms

Tecs embraces Hegelian dialectic

Assange likes girls?

Pinko reaction.
Comical quote: The Guardian newspaper published previously unseen police documents that accused Mr Assange in graphic detail of sexually assaulting two Swedish women. One witness is said to have stated: "Not only had it been the world's worst screw, it had also been violent."
Related entertainment.
Biden loses his pills. Goes apeshit. Makes sense.

Best way to hack off Tecs and AA...

...get under John "Patton" Kerry's skin.

Assange Gores Mikey Moore. Rotter Cries.

Assange's leaked data has done more to undermine Pepelandia's shibboleths of the last 10 years than all the objective evidence of those being myths peasants like us, and much sharper peasants than us, could dish out. After all, Julian is absolutely their Horse's Ass; actually is Versailles enough to not even bother to think about how all the shit he disposes makes Versailles look very very very bad. The Ululation of the Pepe is such a self-defeating, stupid, bleating.
As for da Rotter, having joined with Mikey Moore with his little Latinate lust for El Castrato, even the object of his lust understands what a mountain of merda is Cuba.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Unacceptably pert?

Rot gets picky. C'mon, man!

Spencer in Fine and Finely Bitter Form


"Really, only Jean Raspail could have come up with this scenario: Muslims fly a plane into the largest building in America, then finagle a way to buy a piece of the crash site for pennies on the dollar using shadowy money they cannot account for, then claim that America's freedom of religion (which they reject on Islamic principle) must permit them to build on the site, then they have the infinite gall to apply for government money to build it--all the while a Christian church destroyed by the Muslims is being blocked by the very same city government, which is run by a Jewish liberal, who's betraying his own people's interests so that he can make inroads with his financial news services in the Middle East. The only way this story could be more lurid and implausible would be if NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg had made his fortune selling rope"

Lehrbuch der Kastration, Seifert und Theyllfall

Surgery, the topologist's way.

Here we go again...

Tolerance of evil.

OJ was looking for wife's killer before the killing

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Thursday, December 09, 2010

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Vasko Channels Moi

The caveat is that Julian started off his first leaks with information on our combat operations in Afghanistan, and Iraq, that has definitely cost us lives and confidence. But the bulk of his releases are much more about embarassing [in his own eyes, at least] the Machiavellians; from Azerbejain to Zimbabwe, from Putin to Obamakles, from Hu to Saud. Call it Pyongyang diplomacy, if you will, but most that has so far been released has only ambiguously hurt the US but has definitely shown up some of the shibboleths of Planet Pepe.
Vasko has it right. Between Ass-angle and AmeriSoc Rex, second is far more dangerous to us all.

JEWS! Just when Pepe thought it was safe to go in the water




Beware da Jewbarak, my son, da Jews dat klatch, da Klaus dat sprach. Beware da JewJewbird, and da Frumious Bundasnack,

Ah, Neokkkoners with their sharkie teeth. Clever clever Zion.

Leverkuhn's Hero learns \LaTeX

...but can't set a link any better than AA.
Pinkest senator calls for a public hanging. She's pissed that Obama looks like the amateur he is, apparently.

Hitchens does a good job here...

...without sneering like an Eton fruity-boy.

High comedy. Call up Putin!

Monday, December 06, 2010

Rotter girl shoots Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer

Pinko Pavlovian reflexes

In all fairness to Pavlov's dogs, their reflexes were less predictable than Pepe's.

Dog bites plane

Assange and roT on the same page

Scrobama should resign. Immediately. Wot's this? I can't see it here in rosbifland.

Bien pensants' foreign policy

...all the while, Tecs ogles Meghan McCain and her Columbia dim-ploma. The 'stache weighs in. The CiFtards are out in force.

Tecs finds new assistantship money!

Hey Tecs! Why don't you send some kids to school over here? Bargain basement prices!

Tecs' and AA's senators gone wild!

Saturday, December 04, 2010

At last, secret link between AA and Sonny Corleone revealed

Buy, Pepe, buy!

Fast trains

Of course, we were supposed to get something like this for a tiny fraction of the gazillions that went into the "stimulus", no? But the trains I use around here still go at speeds slower than Stephenson's engine, and I ain't seen a dime of that money go into upgrading the tracks or something. Just hot air.

Like a deer in the headlights

Rot fights with a cell phone

Woman sicks [sic!] dog on man

Lowering the bar

From comments: Palin is a blank slate onto which all sorts of different people are projecting their own dreams. She's very much like (pre-election) Obama in that respect.

Deconstructing Narnia

The Hub towards the top, Brownsville brings back the rear

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin

Herr Rot tries his hand at high-brow prose.

Herr Rot takes charge at the office

While Mourinho takes a shot at the goal.

A implies B

No less than George Washington was denied a commission in the British Regular Army as a young man because he was seen by British elites as a more spectacular example of "the incompetent provincial soldier." It wasn't simply that American colonists couldn't cut it professionally, in this view, it was that those who ran and served in the British Regular Army were, don't you know, just so much smarter than their American-born subjects. Stooopid Ricains.

AA writes a review for MR

Ronnie's man bitch-slaps Rotter's girl

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Tecs' fruity think tank in high dudgeon

Big bad Rotter picking on Scottie-boy

Ain't no fair.

Kim Jong Il Looking at Things

Briefly up for air. See link. Back down for more...

Now we're talkin' baby!

...but of course Tecs is pullin for clemency or some technicality...

Babes in whoreland

"OttoMan to Basha da Balkans": Ah, Back to the Future

Some AKP politicians, according to a US assessment, support Turkish membership in the EU for "murky" and "muddled" reasons, for example because they believe Turkey must spread Islam in Europe. A US dispatch from late 2004 reports that a member of a leading AKP think tank said that Turkey's role is "to take back Andalusia and avenge the defeat at the siege of Vienna in 1683."

Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu largely shares this viewpoint and the Americans are alarmed by his imperialistic tone. In a summary of a speech by Davutoglu delivered in Sarajevo in January 2010, the US ambassador wrote: "His thesis: the Balkans, Caucasus and Middle East were all better off when under Ottoman control or influence; peace and progress prevailed. Alas the region has been ravaged by division and war ever since.... However, now Turkey is back, ready to lead or even unite. (Davutoglu: 'We will re-establish this (Ottoman) Balkan')."

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

AA seethes, Tecs finds his voice,

...and roT pops open a beer to watch the fur fly...
By the way, papa Bush was a dweebident.

Putin is Batman?

AA puts in his two cents: "We have a saying in Azeri, 'Two heads cannot be boiled in one pot'". Never heard of this proverb. Can anyone explain it?

Tecs' and AA's Senator gets a clue

You know the drill...

Ralph Peters pissing up a rope

The basic point is same as Palin's, but he expresses it more forcefully.

A flying Pepe settles for Guido

Rot explains the proper pat-down

“If you do it properly, you’re not touching the genitalia. But there is so much room for error, that’s where the problem comes because you’re in such close proximity of the areas that you are checking, it could happen.”

Monday, November 29, 2010

If not True, at least full of Good Truthiness

Well Now, Obamakles, How Bloody Convenient

Spengler Channels Moi

The Barking Loony is Our Guy. Joy.

Assanging the Data

Given the whole corpus Julian has thrown out, the US government looks like a relatively mild and feeble liar, compared to the world's many other governments, and very very modestly corrupt compared to the Assangean and Pepean spheres, and murderous not at all [for example, if we were murderous Julian would be gazing forlornly right now at the cement boots carrying him down into the briny deep]. We come across as what we are, congenital saps with a relative big heart and carrying the burden of self imposed niceness.
Julian is a Pepe, pure and simple.

Napolitano and Rivera are on to The Truth?

¡Mourinho moribundo de mierda!

AA seethes!

Of course Tecs thinks Assange is just great

"Hey," Tecs says, "Julian can click on things."

Too much information

Argentina and Austria in the World Cup.

Impotent and limp!!

“Her message is that all the people who think they’re so smart aren’t really so smart. That’s a message that resonates,” Frum says.

But that's a Romanian saying, isn't it Tecs? How about this:

“‘She's too stupid’ is what the Establishment GOP really thinks about Sarah Palin. ‘Good-looking,’ but a ‘ditz.’ This is unfertile ground, since Palin can turn the argument on a dime and say: ‘They drive the country into bankruptcy, they underwrite Fannie and Freddie, they bail out Goldman Sachs, they fight wars they don't want to win, they say enforcing the immigration laws is silly and they call me stupid! I'll give you a choice: You can have their smarts or my stupidity, which one do you want?’”

Ka-boom, Tecs! How's Romney lookin and where's Dan Rather's bone?

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Wiki Hits The The World of Dipli in the Leaki

There is nothing mentioned which other intelligence services did not know, and, frankly, except for that particular voluptuous Ukrainian blond, we did not know. I find it interesting that the reaction to this is so much more pungent than when the aim of the Wikileaks was against our military. Apparently, Planet Pepe finds details of how it kept up with the shenanigans of Batman and Robin substantially more troublesome than dead Ricain soldiers. Shocker.

To the moon, Alice!

Discovery: If you call the president "Scrobama" on HuffPo, people get pretty pissed!

Didn't He Claim Granma was Christian?

What's a little lying among Versailleans?

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Binnie at the gym

AA & Tecs get ready for an evening at Symphony Hall

Tecsian advice.

Rötterdämmerung

Kraut channels moi

.. but Rot insists there is nothing else to talk about than Palin's tweets or Bristol's pas-de-deux. Like, this Kraut column on Russia. Or China. Or N/S Korea:

Obama peddling New START is the guy looking for his wallet under the lamppost because that's where the light is good - even though he lost the wallet on the other side of town.

Or, Rot peddling Palin tweets. Whatevah.

Pay up, Tecs!

Yet another Rotter girl

.. talks about the Koreas. Or the Chinas. Or whatever.

Ringworms waiting at the gate

Merry Christmas, infidels!

Another kvetching Ivy-Leaguer drinks tsuica all night

Meanwhile, state-school retard roT dines here... Mititei were excellent, Tecs! Why don't you come over and take care of some of that tab you got piled high?

Friday, November 26, 2010

Tu quoque, says Rotter girl

Typical pinko hags elevating the discourse.

Of course Tecs hates Schumann scherzi

No blood, no foul

Never Such a Thing as Too Much Gold Sent to Versailles

Louisburg Square glows resplendent in Bleus and Reds, in this American twilight.

Maybe they can cook

Send some to the WH

Get me to Mendoza, Argentina.
Islas Malvinas or Falklands?

Rotter babe rails against some boogeyman or another



REGURGE to smack Tecs around. See latest comment.

Putin would know just what to do...

Pepe on skid row, railing against wreckers and saboteurs

TSA or bust

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

AA eats his turkey on the Pike

.. stuck between Framingham and Charlton, he finds some cheap birds.

In the meantime, a California girl has a novel idea how to go faster through the TSA gauntlet. Rotter is waiting to do the pat-down.

And Angelina, grossed out by Thanksgiving, escapes from Amerikkka. Just like Rot.

Obamakles Sics Da IRS Dogs on Hymietown

This administration is so shamelessly a Thug's regime. The Obamakleans are determined to push the envelope of our laws in all directions and see if they can't sink this Republic shit while the sinking is good. "IRS agent reviewing its application for tax exempt status said the agency is "carefully scrutinizing organizations that are in any way connected with Israel" and that "a special unit" is determining whether its activities "contradict the Administration's public policies.". Sweet.

If against Administration public policy is grounds for IRSing ya, looks like we're gonna get Al Caponed damn quick like, Comrades.

Wonder just how ululating Pepe da Ululator is over this one.

Joys of pseudocopulation

The male wasp mistakes the flower parts for a female wasp and attempts to copulate with it. Although termed pseudocopulation, vigorous copulation does occur, and the male wasp ejaculates enough so that the emissions are visible to the naked eye on the flower parts.

Of course Tecs and AA prefer Liverpool

Slideshow.

A slam-dunk grant proposal

Snake does the Coanda two-step dance

The snakes aren't horizontal during their glide; they're actually tilted up about 25 degrees relative to the airflow created by their flight. They hold the front half of their bodies fairly still, with the exception of the side-to-side undulations. Meanwhile, their tails move up and down.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Darwin alert

The guy has killer delivery too???

Of course Tecs only likes lefty chicks

[You talking to me? -- pic added by Tecs]

Go back to Italy, signor Rota

[OK, OK, add pic at Rot's request.]

La Barbie from Laredo nabbed by la polícia

Background for Kennie boy.

TSAer Da Iowahawk!

As he say: " Da lowest form of Humor".

The Fourth Amendment never applies, says Rot

All in one,...

but of course Tecs prefers McDo in the Roxbury Crossing T-Station. Better link.

Well, not like this is surprising...

Hold der bus?

REGURGE: Ghailani’s lawyer praised the verdict as “a reaffirmation that this nation’s judicial system is the greatest ever devised.” Or, in other words, “Thanks for everything, suckers.”

rotes Wien wird roTs Wien, II

tecs goes too far for romney, again

Too late for us guys!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Pinko justice

Rot hides under the table

.. and cowers in his dank, teutonic hovel. Later, he wakes up, and gets snippy, after he finds out about crank-yanking.

Pay the tab, Rot, pay the tab!

Buyer's remorse, grande tiempo!

Shame. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...

Here it comes to the rest of us, from Pinkochusetts

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
George Washington

AA slaps a dumb kid

Hilarity ensues.

like that little shit that worked for Bush

Sehr gut, Waldemar

More vetting of the Palin fam

Bummer

Et Massachusetts?

Get yer rocks off

Friday, November 12, 2010

Shoulda called it the Renault PEPE

The Special Olympics of international relations

Obama claims strengthened hand in global dealings
AP - President Barack Obama claimed a stronger hand on the world stage Friday despite [1] electoral defeats at home, [2] failure to get a free-trade agreement with South Korea and [3] lackluster international support for his get-tough policy with China on trade and currency disputes.

But hey! What do you expect?

APPLY!!

Kraut for curry

Good sense.
On the other hand... apeshit bananas.
NYT loon calls Obama airy-fairy. You know you're shit when that happens.

Something Wicked This Way Comes for Shcherbakov

So much Polonium, such little time.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Hallelujah!

Massive FCP conflict!

The trillion dollars MUST be wasted

An offer that's damned hard to refuse

Post-electbortion laundry

Oh, says Tecs, but she's so stooopid

Ali G gets 'ligion

Why modern art is all shit

(If you really needed a root cause)

What does Tecs care? He's on a diet!

A bad day to be Stuttaford, but Tecs keeps getting financial advice from Bill Buckley! And anyway, Austria and Germany will pick up the tab.

"Literally" a figurehead

Upbringing counts, apparently.

Ideal woman

Of course AA and Tecs wish Kerry and Gore had won

Monday, November 08, 2010

Sarah gets the issue right. Again.

Unemployment soars among 5th columnists

Related.

Too much information

Classy guy, Gibbsy

Obama's isolated now. Let's see if AA and Tecs don't start pulling hard for him soon.

Why Sharron Angle was a good choice after all

Reid in the spotlight six more years! Kraut thinks things over.

When AA votes for Obamacare.

Tecs dons a new beret

Of course Tecs and AA prefer Boston Common with 9' of snow on the ground

Clueless

Obummer tries to talk the Indians into surrendering too. Shocka! Indian students are tougher on Hopey than US journos.

So beautifully wrong.

Even the grammar is a catastrophe.

The Apt Analogy

Sunday, November 07, 2010

Christie is good

He takes on the pinko MSM (acting, as usual, as agitprop propagandists), but also has this to say regarding a raging FCP post-mortem: “I think Delaware was a missed opportunity to have a really good United States Senator in Mike Castle,” he said, referencing the race Republican Christine O’Donnell lost. “And that’s why I endorsed him in the primary.”

A Fine Piece from Montana


Putin at the wheel

Renault makes Formula 1 cars? I thought their cars are only good for barbecuing on the streets in Paris or Marseille. Non?

Saturday, November 06, 2010