Sound Business Practices on Planet Pepe

Borker the Beserker likes his Google Eyes

Eurasia: Putin Dreams and Versailles Creams.

The Union of Charly and Vlad is the kind of same-sex marriage that makes Pepe's long slog so very worthwhile. All those hard years of sipping lattes and slinging down beluga caviar were not all for naught, bien sur. And now a world safe for Versailles and The Pissing on the Peasants lies at hand. Marx's in his Heaven, and All's Left in the World.

Russians don't drink!

And Pepe is not a pinko. If you buy this, I've got a bridge in NYC to sell you.

Rah, rah, rah -- pffft

Bio: Kira Plastinina is a 15 year old fashion designer from Russia. Kira's talent was noticed by her father who was a CEO at a produce company in Russia. He later retired and put his efforts towards investing in his daughter's talents. Kira Plastinina has been a huge hit since then. Buy, JJ, buy!

Another Huge Fuckin' Surprise.

The Ministry of Truth on Planet Pepe will have to try a new line.

Fou-doux fafa

Apologies if I have already posted this but it is too good to pass if i haven't.