Standard pinko urban legends

Bringing the logical acuity and sure grasp of the laws of probability and of cause and effect that he brings to all his policy making, Chavez has shared his reasoning with the world. Sounds like Charly, explaining Bayes' Law.

Planet Pepe deeply, deeply conflicted

Lovely

Caption this photo, boys!

The mother of all "If he can stick to it" posts!

We're in good company

He is sticking to it. And sticking to it.

So we won't see him hanging from his heels?

Obviously just a bad cold.

Obama's other wife

It was only a matter of time...

Obama's buddy no more...

Pepe full of expectations

More: These really seem to be last, desperate acts. If you're bombing your own capital, it's really hard to see how you can survive.

Day at the office for the "Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Jamahiriya".

Put on the leather strap

Stalin denationalizes beauty parlors

OK, joking aside, this is one of the few George F Will pieces that's this good. And it is good.

Article 3, Section 3 never applies, says Rot

Selling nuke secrets to Hugo? Pffftt... Covered by something on another in those dense penumbras of the Constitution.

Now he tells us!

Awesome!

UPDATE for JRube.

Pepe's worlds collapse

The bastards don't deserve him.
Better analysis.

Joys of socialism

The economy was pulled down in the first three months by a 5 percent decline in the key oil sector, a 6 percent decrease in the private sector and a whopping 27.9 percent fall in private investment. No doubt, Pepe is pouring all his hard-earned dollars into Venezuelean bonds.

Not sticking to it. Awww