Herr Rott sneers at al-jebr

Hunter Venable, who likes nothing better than duck hunting — “it’s all I do” — snorted at a question about the real-life relevance of Algebra II. “Ass-um-topes,” he said, intentionally stumbling over the word “asymptotes,” which they have been studying. “I have no idea what those are.”

When the Titanic crashed into the iceberg of his own brain

Rotterman goes on Letterman. It's called reinforcing a pattern.

Ultimate RINO turncoat remembers the good ole days

[Chafee] and McCain were the only two Republican senators who voted against the Bush tax cuts in 2001 and that the Arizona senator “was good on climate change, he was good on drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. And I heard George Pataki, who was a three-term governor of New York, and was good on immigration... Of course, "good" in this context means "Rotter-like".

Desperation

Neokkkons for Mormons, sez Rot. Of course, now Rot will go full hog Ron Paulish, and call for disbanding the US Army, or something. Or mutter darkly that x=x.

Physics, schmysics

Central to any quantum mechanics course is the concept of electron “spin,” but what, exactly, is spinning is never made clear. Wolfgang Pauli, one of the concept’s originators, at first rejected the idea, because if the electron has a finite radius, then the surface would be spinning faster than the speed of light. On the other hand, if you view the electron as a point particle, how are you to imagine something without a radius spinning?

Duhh. Standard Rotter confusion.

The Rotter technique for attracting babes, explained

Rooster wakes up

A gallery of knaves.

Ringworms waiting at the gate