A trick question

The babbling clown speaketh

Pinko boobs

I thought Carlsbad is in Czcechia

.. right next door to Der Rotter's Haus. The place where he goes sip mineral waters after eating all that grilled meat down south, and his liver starts acting up.

Darwin alert

The first officially recorded dumb blonde

In an incident around 1788, Louis Philippe II, Duke of Orléans, presented Duthé to his fifteen-year-old son Philippe (later King Louis Philippe I) to "learn some facts of life." When she was later seen in Philippe's royal carriage on the Champs-Élysées, some young aristocrats took offense, as normally only princes rode in royal carriages; they sang a song set to a popular tune using the lyrics "La Duthé a dû téter".

Andy Sullivan sobs uncontrollably

The Democrats are a clapped out, gut-free lobbyist machine. The Republicans are insane. The system is therefore paralyzed beyond repair. WOO! HOO! BOOM SHAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKA!

Heads right for Planet Pepe

From a Steyn post, on NRO

"Re: Cantor: A Look Ahead [Mark Steyn]

This line from Congressman Cantor caught my eye:

They’re allocating taxpayer dollars as if those dollars belonged to the senators. It borders on immoral. Just look at the way Senator Landrieu put her vote up for sale. Senator Nelson did the same.

You can't even dignify this squalid racket as bribery: If I try to buy a cop, I have to use my own money. But, when Harry Reid buys a senator, he uses my money, too. It doesn't "border on immoral": it drives straight through the frontier post and heads for the dark heartland of immoral. "

Gutless Goppers Never Get Da Goil

"Many of the GOP’s boneheaded mistakes come from exactly the same source as the Democrats’ boneheaded mistakes: the tendency to believe the media action line about themselves. This produces arrogance in the Democrats, while the Republicans are like awkward, lovestruck teenagers – terrified the slightest bit of confident self-expression will blow their chances with the cute moderate in the pink sweater seated beside them in homeroom class".