Asking the Wrong Questions about Mars

Spiders? What about those huge structures they are sprouting off of? It's a bit like asking La Giaconda, having jumped off the canvas and started strolling down the street, about her smile.

The Great Red Petri Dish?....Or is this April 1st?

Have you guys heard of this? Hard to believe that The Sun would be where we would first hear of this.....

Mars Attacked!

Water on Mars

Is That Gold In That There Soil?

Well, maybe ice, maybe salts,..

Landing on Mars.

Hard to believe it is over 400 million miles away

More Mars in the News

This time, it'll shine bright for Christmas Eve. There's metaphor in there somewhere: perhaps Mars will guide or provide light for the three wise AI, JJ, and AA?

Martian Chaos

The god of war braces for a square off with some rock cruising through space at 8 miles/second. Or is it the milky way cruising toward that rock at 8 miles/second? Nevermind. Here's the story.

Opportunity to Probe Victoria's Crater

Scientists say there's some sort of bright light in the center of Victoria's crater that will shed light on her early climax. Here's an excerpt:

Opportunity reached the lip of the crater last month and scouted for possible entry points. The route scientists eventually chose calls for a straight drive down at a 15-degree incline toward the exposed layer of bright rocks.

Note: we need someone to find a beautiful pic of some chick named "Victoria," and then guard it with a little kittie. Any takers for this task?

CVs wanted...

...for EurAsian pseudo-Mars experiment.

Martian Yacht Club