A Implies B Implies C Implies....

It always begins with the mouse.
Or the bed

Charly tries out life at the ranch

After too many lamb chops, he tries out the zucchini.

Thus did Obamakles Win da Rotter Vote

That side gets all the wieners.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Herr Rot goes on a romantic holiday

.. after handing out some pens. Then, he goes flying.

Crustaceans take Versailles

Several mice were euthanized

A wolf in sheep's clothing?

Reminds me of the pic Herr Rot used to have... Bunker reaction.

Rumsfeld's Theory of the Knowns is Completed

With this contribution to Scientia, Obama earns his Nobel

Freedom of Belief is Heterosexist CounterRevolutionaryism, Komrads

"You poor American saps, did you really think you had a RIGHT to speak freely? We have been only been TOLERATING your having beliefs, never mind expressing 'em, and now Dose Times Are Kaput!"
From Da Bleu Book of Obamakles Da Magnificent Mincer

Pravda Follows What Rott Hath Wrought

Ok, somebody put a wax image in front of the real head of the kid?

A Whacky SitCom that Jumps before there is a Shark? Genius!

Unnervingly precise historical synopsis, even if it wasn't a whacky sitcom.

The Thirteenth Principle of AmeriSoc: All Dicks Halal

and "Hickory Dock da Dick" a verse to da young.

The God Of Islam is Great: Reminder Number 27, 547,989

ROT Nabbed. Apparently Gave MadJad a Devil of a Time

Getting a Lubbocktomy Ain't Reversable

Poor guy. Shoulda never crossed Judge Roy Bean

Catch that goat!

It's JJ in disguise! But that wolf in sheepskin does not fool me.

Dear Miss Freeland...

If my next thought you cannot guess,
Then you are mad beyond redress.

Yours Truly, Arelcao Akleos

Another Reason to Take a Pisser

Is It Really Necessary?
I've got some in my fridge," he added. "It tastes fine to me."

Red Fruit

Ah, Le Pew's Socialism. And Le Pew's [currently alive] Favorite Red Thug. Doing to the Cuban people what Socialism inevitably does.