Harvard kink

Bubba the Love Sponge nation

The Dutch are coming, the Dutch are coming

Dekamegafucktarded

GOP brain trust goes after serious issue

I know I sleep better knowing that Paul and Dizzy are on the job.

Dog doesn't bite man

The Peasants Won't Listen, da Stinkers.

How could you possibly go bankrupt with an audience as passionate as this?:

"Since last summer, Air America has been heard in the Washington area on WZAA (1050 AM). Its audience has been so small that Arbitron, which compiles radio ratings, was unable to detect any listeners for WZAA during several weeks in December"

Purple Prose from the Yellow Press's White Sister on Black Friday

The Red Queen is Amused

A Catch 22 Worth Dying For

Ah, Planet Pepe. No one can conjure up a Catch 22 quite like Versailles can.
[After being given cancer by the transplanted lungs provided by the hospital] "Because he was a cancer patient, he was not allowed to receive a further pair of lungs, under hospital rules."

Really beautiful stuff. And here Massatopia leads the way to the Radiant AmeriSocy Future.

Planet Pepe vs Da Sambalympics, Hooray!

As they should say in Rio when Le Pew drags his dick down there, "Você toma a pinka porca, nós tomará a pudenda quentosa"

How Robin d'Berkeley lost dat Versaillean Religion

Sun Gods may look radiant from a very far distance, but up close they are just a collection of Sick Soc Thugs.

The Thirteenth Principle of AmeriSoc: All Dicks Halal

and "Hickory Dock da Dick" a verse to da young.

Our CIA: All Talk and Mock, and No Walk and Whack

Buncha poseurs.

Med Finals are Tough as Hell in IslamMilitania

No wonder Le Pew stuck to the more pussy-lacrimous dungheaps of Bezerkely.

We're all for democracy until we see a result contradicting the Obama Effect