POTUS still doin' lines...

...bread lines will form in a couple months.

Just one thing, Barack...

Obama recalled his great uncle Charlie Payne, who as a young U.S. soldier helped liberate one of Buchenwald's 130 sub camps. "I've known about this place since I was a boy, hearing stories about my great uncle," Obama said.

Recall that you got it wrong and that Unc never talked about it, and besides, Unc apparently detests you.

Other than that...

Where's Imus when you need him?

It's all President Snort's Fault!