Herr Rott goes to the art museum

Mr Rot gets a dopamine rush

Mr Rot just can't help himself

Mr Rot designs a t-shirt

Howls ensue.

Rot at Fiumicino

.. and AA at Logan. Wearing a baseball cap backwards.

When you gotta have a cold one

.. you gotta have it.

Rottergirl's deep political thoughts

And Republicans like pornography, she noted: “I think a lot of libs or lefties think all cons hate porn. I’ve always known different.” No shit, Sherlock!

Nawlins is #1 for bars?

Oh, c'mon. All I had there was something they call a "hurricane". It's just cheap vodka diluted with water and colored with dollops of Red #5. I know, I know. Mr Rot once went with a babe to this bar, and thought the drinks were fabulous, since he was paying attention to the wrong thing (well, to the right thing, I should say). But what does he know.

Mr Rot hawks real estate in Spain

Being in a car: is that a choice, or a necessity?

Mr Rot starts a small business in Texas

But, but---did he really build those bras?

It's off to the races

Yet another study

Is that Charly there, ogling the dames walking around? While at it, keep this in mind.

Mr Rot bitches about being named Mr Rot

Herr Rott sets up a Facebook account

I'm sure Charly will find yet another reason to increase taxes

.. somewhere in this story. Like, to pay for an infinite supply of contraceptives for this inamorata.

Texalz

Rooskie buys Central Park West pad

.. but still has to pay $6 billion divorce tab. And he leaves a mess behind.

UPDATE: Actually, the pad was bought by a Russian babe. Seethe, Rot, seethe.