Work Ethic Insults Versailles: Pepe gets the Vapors

Stinking Peasants ................................................. the bastards probably even use their hands for their labor.

Somebody Opened that Box, Avner Died

Pelosi's Cat goes Schroedinger Ok, it's All Commodus All the Time. Hey, feds, I'm a Secessionist. Now, give me that damn deportation ticket to Palau.

AmeriSoc offers a Lesson on Da Chicago Way

Capisce?

Such Fine Works, Gentlemen, is why Harvard is, and ever shall be, above such as Texas A&M

Crimson Pottage for the Elucidation and Enricherbiggining of HerrRotterstan Harvard reads Kewl New School

Stinking Peasants read UnKewl Old School

Mexico Makes in History in Azteca...by being sacrificed to the Yankee Gods

Herr Rott Seethes in His Own Private Rotterdamerung ...........And the Mexicans had set it the game as the Celebration for their Olympic Gold....talk about pissing in da Rotter's pot. Bad Day for La Raza Enough to make a Sinoloa hitman weep.................... And Weep the Hitman does and, for da coup de grace, da Guardian rubs salt into the wounds Salt Burns the Pride of La Raza

CENGAs still half-asleep

.. in the shower.

Ne plus infra

Lady Luck isn't Born Upon the Austrian Wave

Hmmmm.... What would Herr Rott do?

Tecs learns the word recidivism

The Accelerated Life.......

Strange, and sad.

"Sibyl, Sibyl, what do you wish?" To which she would faintly reply, "I wish to die."

Chavurtz, Hero of Planet Pepe

"Da Horror, pincheneros chollistas, Da Horror"

Pepe Le Court Jester suggests a modest proposal to King Obamakles

Bien sur!

May the Farce Be With y' UN

...although this sort of pepean poucaria could well end up in tragedy.

Perhaps he meant The Ice Age

Delta Flies The Ely Skies

Aren't they they the same bastards who charged extra to American soldiers returning from Afghanistan??

Delta Does Dusseldorf

REGURGE FOR UPDATE: All bullshit?

The Care of Kinder on Planet Pepe

An, thanks, Klein, it's Dulce et Decorum est Pro Rex Mori.

"The services Planned Parenthood provides save the federal government a lot of money. It’s somewhat cold to put it in these terms, but taxpayers end up bearing a lot of the expense for unintended pregnancies among people without the means to care for their children."

The Care of the Soul in Rottertopia

Pepe aims to kill three FCP birds with one stone:
"There is a risk that people will no longer be allowed to be troublesome. That pressure will be brought to bear on annoying, ill, maladjusted people to end it all. What starts as self-determination ends as condescending paternalism."

Monty Pythons allah Grim Reaping

"The father of the Muslim woman was killed by his cousin because he did not kill his daughter to preserve the family’s honor, which led the woman’s brother to avenge the death of his father by killing the cousin. The village Muslims blamed the Christians."

This sort of perfection is...Magnificent.

This would be bottom story of the day,...

...but it is too wonderfully full of bullshit to ignore the text beyond the title. A taste:
But it is artists — not journalists or politicians — who most brilliantly capture the foibles of human nature, the crises of society and the ramifications of our irrationality. And they see the ramifications long before the rest of us.

A New Year Dawns...

Let it be a good one, komraden.