Stinking Peasants; da Bane of Versailles

Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Faster Down that River Charly
For Stinking Peasants have just Supped,
On Oats and a Mess of Barley.

Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly,
or Versailles is but a Dream

Row, Row, Row Your Boat
To Escape that Peasant Stench,
For Redneck Cretins be all Farted,
'N dare Speak like that Palin Wench.

Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly,
or Versailles is but a Dream.

Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Lord Halber da Mann; Piss the Gold of the Bleu.
Before your Eminence is all Tea Partied,
By those Odoriferous Serfs you Rue.

Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly,
or....Versailles is But a Dream!

Herman Cain is His Name, and you'll find him on The Runaway Train

The Night Ol' Dixie Didn't Die

Traitor Boy.

Post-mortem

Le Zombie d'Hee Haw, C'Est Moi

Smells like class warfare.

Chicago rulz!

REGURGE for Ace.

Airbrushing with the best of them

.. though the idea is different, the concept has certain similarities, non?

On second thought...

The letter acknowledges the state changed its succession law in 2004 to require a special election within five months to fill any vacancy. At the time, legislative Democrats — with a wide majority in both chambers — were concerned because then-Republican Gov. Mitt Romney had the power to directly fill any vacancy created as Democratic Sen. John Kerry ran for president. But Kennedy writes "it is vital for this commonwealth to have two voices..." Aahhh, the beauty of pinko logic.