Da Return of Da Czar di Tutti Capos......

..Capisce??

It is Good Shit to be the Moneylender to the King

"Let 'em Freeze in the Dark"--First Principle of AmeriSoc

Power and Warmth are not to be squandered on the Peasants, no sirree bob.

Even Statisticians Are No Longer Worthy

.....so grand is the doublespeak Magnificence of the Imperium Pepeanis.

Homo Zombienus Economicus

In the Post Doom & Gloom World.

Progress Off the Charts!

The Hoped for Change is here, Komrads!

Big Ben rings in Panic

Not that he doesn't accurately describe the world of shit that Planet Pepe has wrought......
......but still, where's the stoic bravery we all will need to face the end?

Pepe Sings La Versaillaise

Further Above the Peasantry

Ever Haute-ier Than Thou

Grander Gourmet for the Glam

Coming Soon: The New and Improved Versaillean

Witches Rue-mania

Well, then, it's a damn good thing for Planet Pepe and Al Gore that they are not, officially, witches.

"the country's soothsayers and fortune tellers are cursing a new bill that threatens fines or even prison if their predictions don't come true."

The Gold Piss of the Spanish Bleus

The Wages of Socialism. Well, if the Spaniards really have a disease of the heart that can only be cured by Gold then they are in huge trouble.

Obamakles Sics Da IRS Dogs on Hymietown

This administration is so shamelessly a Thug's regime. The Obamakleans are determined to push the envelope of our laws in all directions and see if they can't sink this Republic shit while the sinking is good. "IRS agent reviewing its application for tax exempt status said the agency is "carefully scrutinizing organizations that are in any way connected with Israel" and that "a special unit" is determining whether its activities "contradict the Administration's public policies.". Sweet.

If against Administration public policy is grounds for IRSing ya, looks like we're gonna get Al Caponed damn quick like, Comrades.

Wonder just how ululating Pepe da Ululator is over this one.

Another Step to Absolute Power

So now, if this stands, any economic activity whatsoever is under the control of the government--if it but so wills it. And it will.
It is time for the Furies, and to hell with the Milquetoasts who wish but for Le Roi to grant them a corner to sup on their canapes while the peasants burn.

We Have A Winner!

At last, the Great Race between The Red and The Black is over. The official winners of the right to retire that old warhorse of bloodbaths past, Genghis Khan, and wear proudly the mantle of Uber Tyrannus Rex, is:......tada:
Bronze Medal: That nifty lad Adolf and his frying machines. A gamer who gave all he had, frothing with effort right to the bitter end.
Silver Medal: Joe "Papa" Steel. He was big, he was tough, excellently mustachioed, and he could gulag down a river of blood without blinking an eye. Oh so close to eternal Pepean greatness.
Gold Medal: Da Winner! Captain Yangtze! The True Mau Mau!. The ManDrake of Heaven! Emperor Bilious hisself. The One, The Only, Mao Ze Dooooooooooooooong!

Not a one Obama would not bow to. Three pure quality gents for the World of Pepe we live in.

Pepe Let's Slip The Dogs of Versailles

So, FCP, how many divisions do we have?

The Baboonery of Versailles

Gonna have to read Burroughs' little piece. Give him a posthumous FCP Medal of Dis Honor,..or sumpin'

But if anyone thinks Obamakles and Praetorian Guard are gonna accept being checked by the "checks and balances" of our once Free Republic, all meek and law abiding like, then they be a fool in chihuahua's clothing.

Gee, Now It's a Double Secret Depression

..and here I am, all out of Ritalin.

10% hardcore unemployment. The takeover of the economy by the government. Debt pumped up to killing levels. The vanishing of our industrial base. The hostility of the State to all residual aspects of a free market. Gee, who woulda guessed this might be more than a little recession?

Closer, My Zimbabwe, To Thee

Oh le bons temps roulez, fo sho.

Eden into a Handful of Dust

The Lords of Versailles espy all, know all, rule all. What could possibly go wrong?

It Takes Mullah to Keep Those Brown Shirts Starched, Komrads

And when an Imperator so commands, then so the Imperium does.

By the way, since when did the President acquire the power to fund civilian institutions on his personal whim? Or is ACORN now an integral part of AmeriSoc's governance? Can Obama now order the funding of the Dems? Did Bush have the power, should he have wanted it, to order the funding of the Boy Scouts? La Raza? Akaka? Can Byrd request Obamakles send off a stipend to the Grand Order of the Klu Klux Klan; as a token of appreciation for support well given? Why not just go straight to his love, his inspiration, and build a Le Corbuserien monstrosity for the Commie Party? Heck, make it on prime real estate by the River Charles [who needs a fuckin' Esplanade for that stinkin bourgeois July 4th frivolity, anyway?]
This is glorious, this Planet Pepe we now have the joy of living in.

Let Da Women Rule, da Wreckers, and Den da Men do Rue

Is it mere coincidence this occurs immediately after IW-Day and the Frocking of da Physicists? Wise men think not. Either that, or the Gods are listening to the fearmongers about all that klabooey hooey.