La Raza Unida

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D.C. goes Texas

"This is the capital of the United States, and to have the nation's capital as a sanctuary city where essentially federal law is not going to be enforced sends all the wrong messages -- not just in the United States but around the world."

Mais non, mais non, says Rot. Article $m$ Section $n$ never applies, so it's all picture-perfect.

California follows Texas' lead, joins civilization

Rick Perry ==> Gov Moonbeam. Rot ululates. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Rotter's dream comes true

What happens when Rot shows up

Hey, man, we need you back across the pond. You've done your bit over there.

Ka-Boom!

Tecs takes on water.

Let's sue Rhode Island, says Rot

Mitt and Rott: separated at birth

Romney wants to encourage more legal immigration, with a special emphasis on recruiting and retaining high-skilled immigrants. He told Hewitt that, if he had his way, we would literally staple a green card to the diploma of every foreign student who graduates from a university in the United States.

Alas, Rot thinks that's a terrible idea.