The Frozen Boson: It's All the Universe's Fault

Higgs Mate.

In Da Garden of Eden, Pepe...

....wins da Bronze Bowl in da Gopelki Tepe, Pepe...
Sacre Bleu.

"Archaeological evidence suggests that victims were killed in huge death pits, children were buried alive in jars, others roasted in vast bronze bowls. "

Paradise was Hieronymous Bosch ?