Herr Rottermann is sick and tired of paying the tab

Charly's soul food

Menu included goat cheese crostini with a small piece of rat meat and a shot glass of gazpacho, two circles of rat and pork terrine over a deconstructed salad. Also featured was "Rat Two Ways"--braised rat and a roasted half rat over a sweet corn salad -- a rat-free lemon sorbet garnished with an edible flower, and finally, French toast topped with a slice of crispy rat jerky (head, claws, and all).

Assanging the Data

Given the whole corpus Julian has thrown out, the US government looks like a relatively mild and feeble liar, compared to the world's many other governments, and very very modestly corrupt compared to the Assangean and Pepean spheres, and murderous not at all [for example, if we were murderous Julian would be gazing forlornly right now at the cement boots carrying him down into the briny deep]. We come across as what we are, congenital saps with a relative big heart and carrying the burden of self imposed niceness.
Julian is a Pepe, pure and simple.

On the Obamaklean Sea

Glory be, The One's boyz do indeed have a global reach. Chicago Uber Alles.

Pepean Navy

Portuguese Navy vs the pirates

Three cheers for Lt. Cmdr. Fernandes for catching those darn pirates in flagrante delicto. But then again, why set them free, without keelhauling them first? That damn Pepean "logic" got in the way.

Portuguese man o' war in hot pursuit of pirates

.. while AA is fast asleep at the wheel. Hey, que pasa? Where is AA when we need him?

Bung Bashers Come a Copper In Kaylastan

"The detainees at first denied any complicity. But when our detectives rearranged the words they formed the phrase, 'how do you get four poofs on a bar stool? Turn it upside down.' That's when we handcuffed them," explained Green.

One bright day, Iowahawk and Le Pew will meet.

India Does it Closer to Right

Really Right would have been to wrap those pirates in chains, put Little Planet Pepe hats on them, and dragged them through the towns of Greater Barbary as a mocked example to all little IM buggers who see the perfect confluence of Greed and Jihad.
Now if only we could do something similar to the Madoffs of this world, and all his Aristo brethren.