Space porn.

USA imports honest journalists from the third world.

Tecs finally looks in his cellar.

...and finds Ashley Greene.

Pepe the Statesman

Lovely police state you have there...

Good thing she speaks English, eh?

Fucktarded immigration moralists are a gift!

...and when the system "works", everyone from God down benefits from the righteousness of the Law. Destroy food, saith Lord Holodomor, and hail apostles Barney Frank and Chris Dodd.
Some hayseed thinks shitboots still has a chance. Right. Hope springs eternal when Mitt and Newt are the Hell we face.

Direct Autocracy!

Come to the meeting and we'll ask you for papers! Of course Tecs is holding out for the mass deportations and camps, but that's him...

Tecs gets his pinko cop friends to arrest everyone

Echte. Everyone's laughing at Obama. Must be because he's so smaaaaaart. now taking water from the MSM. Abilene paradox time?

Tecs springs his driving teacher

Prob. all illegals, says Tecs

Despite question of eligibility!

These guys are too much! Pinko Limbaugh!

Sewer guys dance on Tecs' paycheck. roT laughs his ass off.

Well, says Tecs, they weren't illegal aliens, so it's cool.

Tecs' problem with Perry...

He's too rash, eh?

Tecs breathes a sigh of relief

President Rubio's cabinet.

If we wanted to move to a pinko-ass country, we'd move to Venezuela

Of course Tecs is opposed to free trade with Deportland

Melson whistleblowing

More.
Of course Tecs will start hollerin about Manifest Destiny or some Article, blablabla...
Holder out?

Assimilation

Obama Admin. deports weaponry to the cartels. Tecs and AA blame trailing vowels.

But now the casualties are coming in.
Mexican officials estimate 150 of their people have been shot by Fast and Furious guns. Police have recovered roughly 700 guns at crime scenes, 250 in the U.S. and the rest in Mexico, including five AK-47s found at a cartel warehouse in Juarez last month.
A high-powered sniper rifle was used to shoot down a Mexican military helicopter. Two other Romanian-made AK-47s were found in a shoot-out that left 11 dead in the state of Jalisco three weeks ago.