Yes, Virginia, There is an AmeriSoc

In Guv we Trust? Such a Kewl Joke.

Government Gives A-Ok to Government Motors

Hmmmm.... I've never heard of car engines on fire due to spontaneous combustion before....you know, they take a crash or a molotov cocktail or two to get all het up that way..or the car has to be running, yer know?
But, hey, if Obama's Czars say the Cars are all Electra Glide in Blue Volt who am I, mere Stinking Peasant, to dare question?

Predator Makes Jesse Bleed

Nothing Ad-Ventura'd, Nothing Blained.

Lebensraum for Da Terminator

Schwarzenegger having slashed and burnt the Local now seeks to go Global. In Obamakles Da Man has met Da Opportunist.

Sanford the Tit-man

In the e-mail, dated July 10, 2008, at 12:24 a.m., he wrote, "You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night's light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ..."


Not an arsemaven. Fail.

Miss Pepelle Ran Faster and Faster, to the Scene of the Disaster

The Crying of 'Snot '09

Steyn Stomps on the Frumious Palinbash

I understand AIs disagreements with the choice of Palin, but I'm with Steyn on this one. She's an intriguing figure, on many levels, and I think measurably improves the odds of not having a President Obama lording his Left Versaillean ass over us as the world disintegrates into rotten dictatorial pieces.
It is John vs. Barack. Sarah helps John more than Joe helps Barack. That is good. She has actually governed, which is good. She has proved to have the courage to back up her talk about corruption, which is very good. She has a rich life beyond politics, and that is also good. Do I have more confidence in her ability to get a firm sense of international politics and the dangers to us than I do of Joe or Barack being able to reevaluate their obtuse understanding of the same? Absolutely.
This was a good choice. It may not guarantee victory against Obama, but it helps more than any other available one.

SoCal Wildfires...

There might be hope within this inferno of misery: perhaps the winds will change, and direct the conflagration to take down Disney Land and that big soulless mouse.

We can only pray...

Caliph-ornia; or, SHARIA BAKING 101

This past Saturday (08/04/07), CNN ran a little blurb regarding this story in Oakland. Chauncey Bailey, an editor of the Oakland Post, was murdered last Thursday, during the day, by an Islamic group. CNN referred to the thugs as an "Islamic splinter group," whatever that means.

Here's one reason mft hates cops (although admittedly yes, there are decent ones out there, trying to make a positive difference). Hitchens remarks on trying to have a conversation with California Coppers:

I called Bob Valladon, the extremely rude and graceless head of the Oakland police union, but I didn't even get to put my question before receiving a large flea in my ear. Other California law-enforcement officials were adamant in refusing to be quoted in any way. I can't say I blame them: Thousands of their voters and citizens are living in Third World conditions of fear, with a "no-snitch" policy openly enforced at gunpoint, and they cannot be troubled to do anything about it.

When is the Governator going to step in? And why hasn't he already?

Governator Audio Clips...

Click the above title, and it'll take you to a site with audio clips from Arnold's movies. I've found it entertaining to call friends on speaker phone and try to get Arnold to have a conversation with them. It's good for a couple laughs, then it gets old.