The Last Hockey Mann gets the Stick

Annals of the Glory of Penn State

A Nobel Mann, is He, who Gores the Stinking Peasantry

A Prize Worthy of His Science Sometimes the Bullshit runs so Pure, and piles up so Deep, that not even The Gold Piss of the Bleus could wash it away.

From Da Mann's Website: " He shared the Nobel Peace Prize with other IPCC authors in 2007." ..................................................... But the Nobel Committee has stated that "An award of the Nobel Prize to an organization does not under any circumstances permit an employee or other agent of that organization to claim to share a Nobel Prize. Only persons named explicitly in the citation may claim to share a Nobel Prize." ............................................................................ On the other hand, ya gotta feel for the dude. Mann actually had to work hard to put himself in a position to reap the riches of "Global Warming". Years of having to do legitimate science, even have to face critics whom he actually had to respond to, before he found the joys of Hockey. Inconvenient Al just strolled in with his D in an elective on "Physical Science", and Daddy's Harvard hand-me-down, and too many cocktail parties with the Chaddering Class, and simply snatched those kewl Big Warming Bucks away from poor ol' Mikey. It's like Madoff pickpocketing the guy at Union Station who's just made a few hundred at Three Card Monte. Life's a Bitch.

IgNobel Lies the Head of Scientia Pepeana

Only an IgNobel physicist would prefer the Ponytail to the Girl .......................................................................... The USA was well-represented, as we can all easily imagine, but the coveted Literature Prize was, reportedly, Most Coveted: "Literature Prize: The US Government General Accountability Office for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports."

MIT and the Catching of Light in a Bottle

Beautiful Science .............................................. You should watch the video all the way through. This physics is no puta.

Real, or Not Real? A Psi-caustic Question

An Action ................................................. Engenders an Opposite Reaction to the Action ....................................................................... Engenders A Very Opposite Reaction to the Opposite Reaction to the Action ....................................... I'd not heard of this shit. Yet it's kind of FCP'ian in tone. Whaddya think?

Pepe has the perfect candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize

Nobel Dreams of an A-Pauling QuasiScientist

Congratulations to Schechtman, a chemist who has made many a mathematician's paper.

Linus' diss was first class asshole..but then better to be dissed by a great scientist than having to suffer the same from gerbils such as Hansen or Hockey Stick Mann.

Physics Gets Really Serious

Herr Rott's Dream Paper

The Newcastle Island of Dr. Moreau

Mohammed Aces Pepenomics

You Too Can Win the IowaHawk Wiener!

For no Congressional Dick can rest until this Wiener Hacker is brought to Social Networking Justice.

Hide and Seek Makes for a PhD

Not bad.

It Takes a Nobel to Raise an Idiot

This may well be the finest example yet of Logica Pepeana.

Punched in the Judy

On Planet Pepe the Pepenomics is Planetary

Now that is what I call an unfalsifiable theory! Da Mann puts away his hockey stick in shame.

Bad Day for Bacteriophobes

Strange is this Universe

Do Crackpots Dream of Future Sheep?

The Rott Spreads in the Fabric of Space & Time

or, Something Wienered This Way Comes

Maybe Tecs' papers are worth a look after all...

An inconvenient truth

Mr Stone.
REGURGE for Mr Smiley Climate. Exit question: Will the public schools keep "Truth" on their reading lists?

I'll barf