AA-Style in Akron

Kaboom

Why Mathematics is horseshit.

Tecs in Versailles counts money while practicing sneers

Planet Pepe 's Blessings at Work in Portucale

"It's Vibrant, I tell ya, Vibrant" says Charly

Harvard Rulz for da Tea Party Rubz

You are in the Village, Number 6

The Sinking of the Lusitania

Adeus, meu Portugal.

AA takes the Megabus to Philly, forgets his stuff in the overhead bin

Before the GOP let foreigners in

A Study in Contrasts at Harvard Admissions

So you see, Herr Rott, either you could have changed your gonads, or changed your melanin content. But otherwise you were just another chump from da wrong side of da Rio Grande.
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Let Kurtz be Kurtz

Nuance and Sophistication only gave license for a 10 year war which culminated in Obama reveling in the chance to destroy us. Metternich contra Genghis Khan, Genghis wins every time. The Ace understands too well the Hole it's in.

BNL High: Grant Whores and Higgs Bosoms

It was only a matter of time before Sex and Drugs became the mission statement for our national labs. So, when does Rock'n Roll get its gig?

A Paleface by Any Other Name

So, New Year, New Nom de Plume: Gotta say this one was uncannily spot on.

"Your Native American Name Is: Apenimon Machakw
Your name means: Trustworthy Horny Toad"

"OttoMan to Basha da Balkans": Ah, Back to the Future

Some AKP politicians, according to a US assessment, support Turkish membership in the EU for "murky" and "muddled" reasons, for example because they believe Turkey must spread Islam in Europe. A US dispatch from late 2004 reports that a member of a leading AKP think tank said that Turkey's role is "to take back Andalusia and avenge the defeat at the siege of Vienna in 1683."

Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu largely shares this viewpoint and the Americans are alarmed by his imperialistic tone. In a summary of a speech by Davutoglu delivered in Sarajevo in January 2010, the US ambassador wrote: "His thesis: the Balkans, Caucasus and Middle East were all better off when under Ottoman control or influence; peace and progress prevailed. Alas the region has been ravaged by division and war ever since.... However, now Turkey is back, ready to lead or even unite. (Davutoglu: 'We will re-establish this (Ottoman) Balkan')."

Obamakles Sics Da IRS Dogs on Hymietown

This administration is so shamelessly a Thug's regime. The Obamakleans are determined to push the envelope of our laws in all directions and see if they can't sink this Republic shit while the sinking is good. "IRS agent reviewing its application for tax exempt status said the agency is "carefully scrutinizing organizations that are in any way connected with Israel" and that "a special unit" is determining whether its activities "contradict the Administration's public policies.". Sweet.

If against Administration public policy is grounds for IRSing ya, looks like we're gonna get Al Caponed damn quick like, Comrades.

Wonder just how ululating Pepe da Ululator is over this one.

AA slaps a dumb kid

Hilarity ensues.

Apologia ad Policia Framinghae

The Framingham Police are the finest, most gracious and civic minded, gentlemen of keeping the Peace any citizen could hope to meet. I apologize, deeply apologize, for any offense or hurt my misunderstanding caused. I abjectly, totally, sincerely, completely, apologize to the Department of Police of the Township of Framingham......

Copper gets into pissing match with AA

Threshering Da Whitey

The Keen One has found us out, FCPers: our Madness is Kingly, by George, and wise Thresher discerns it. Luckily for us, the Madness is only skin deep.

When AA drives into town

.. blocks of cement come tumbling down.

AA's shibboleths collide!