Texas jury says: pay up

Life is tough in Laredo

Grim.

Why the Coanda jet beats the Rotter propeller

Man named Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez hits a snag

The First Amendment never applies, says Rot

UPDATE: The First Amendment doesn't apply in Tecs' old congressional district.
Shocka!

Day at the office in Rottea

Dead Ricain Walkin so honored one Dead Ricain

Rotter nirvana

He’ll visit a city on a border that his government controls about as well as President Zardari controls his, and which is at times about as dangerous. Ah, just a red herring, sez Rot.

In the Age of Obamakles

Death has reared himself a throne
In a strange city lying alone
Far down within the dim West
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A Study in Contrasts at Harvard Admissions

So you see, Herr Rott, either you could have changed your gonads, or changed your melanin content. But otherwise you were just another chump from da wrong side of da Rio Grande.
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Houston becomes San Fran.

I would've shot the bastards think they bbq as good as I can. Sonsabitches.

Rot fights with a cell phone

When the Cowboys Rode Into Town, the Existential Cowboy Sung The Bleus

No wonder Rott is so doggone vinegary. The Yellow Rose done done him wrong and done taken a shine to suave Sartre Bob, da Gent of da Pecos.

The only good Democrat in a while is dead

"I just saw the opportunity to grab the sons o' bitches by the throat."

The MultiCulti Rott Deepens in the Yellow Rose'd Heart of Tejas