Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Pinko chickens coming home to roost

Hooray! Go Navy!


[JJ, JJ -- you forgot the "Coanda" label. I'll remedy the situation. Also, add a pic while at it. -- AI]

Someone help me parse this nonsense!


[Add a pic -- I'm here to help. AI.]

Benedict strikes again

Great idea

Meier sucks

These got pregnant too?

England & the libido


Take a perfectly healthy athletic young man, transport him to England, and watch the result. [added pic-JJ]

Annenberg is back up

New to the sidebar.

Prodi completely unsatisfying

Boobs & IM


Muslims join the glorious US-led battle against wardrobe malfunction.

Can Bahrainis out-puritanize Americans ? Those in the moral majority everywhere can only hope.

[This cries out for a pic. Momo meets Rubens? -- AI.]

Hey, Pepe! Since that accident...

Left brain, right brain

I'm starting to feel bad for Obama


I mean, OK, I totally disagree with his politics. But what's wrong with being a wimp? Aren't we all? I'd rather have a Papa Bush-like wimp than a Lioness of Tuzla harridan hectoring me day and night. Come to think of it, even the pussy-footing Jean-Francois Mac looks better.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

McCain flips, joins Mitt

.. in supporting Nanny State Lite health care. Who is gonna laugh, and who is gonna cry?

Hope

Bring on the waterboard

So what does this pinko MSM newsman say when they free him from the grip of the head-hackers? Butler said he felt it was better to be kidnapped in Iraq then taken into custody by Americans in Afghanistan. "I was pleased I wasn't being mortarboarded in Guantanamo." Mortarboarded? That could help. There's a brick or two loose in there.

Coolidge cornered

Interesting detail I had missed before

You said it was a legitimate issue, Mr Debate Champion...

Al Gore, Commissar of Academic Science

Monday, April 28, 2008

Strange...

When you don't go to listen to craziness at a Church, or don't call your opponents pussies at every turn, or don't channel Magnum Bitchicus toward opponents, and primarily speak softly but carry a big stick, the voters tend to think you're the rationale person you say you are. Strange how that works, eh Pepe and AI?

Joys of dhimmitude

Pepe in all his glory: Motivated variously, and doubtless sometimes simultaneously, by fear, misguided sympathy, and multicultural ideology—which teaches us to belittle our freedoms and to genuflect to non-Western cultures, however repressive—people at every level of Western society, but especially elites, have allowed concerns about what fundamentalist Muslims will feel, think, or do to influence their actions and expressions. These Westerners have begun, in other words, to internalize the strictures of sharia, and thus implicitly to accept the deferential status of dhimmis—infidels living in Muslim societies.

Husswine?

Sweeeeep!

BTW, this guy's an alpinist.

Poor out-of-work virologists!

Yadyadayada, what does AI say?

Brains are bad!

Putting a contract on the Pope

A commie fatwah of sorts. The pinkos must have ululated at the time, too.

Where is Steve Irwin when we need him?

[Colossal squids] are fearsome opponents, with big beaks and unique swivelling hooks on the club-like ends of their tentacles. Sounds like up his alley.

Losing stones

Quick, Pepe, call the ACLU, do something! The US of KKK A is starving people to death!!

OK everyone!

Pool: How long is it before AI calls Mac a pussy again?

It ain't Iraq, it's the Islamic Culture, Stupid.

Just in case PP's Imperator was gonna go down the "it's a function of geography" dhimmi road.

Texas has a lot more, and a lot less, than Exes.
Note that this particular article is from a Barbados site. The discussions in the comments section shows our tussle between Infidel and IM-cum-Dhimmi ain't just a local phenomenon

Autocleansing Comes to Planet Pepe

No more need to "wash" that dirty family laundry! Planet Pepe sucks donkey d*%k in science and that eveeel western techno know how, but it sure knows how to engineer human solutions.

IslamoScheit Flows Beneath the Sea of Clouds

You've gotta give it to Planet Pepe. There the Mind may be reduced to a dungheap, but Honor is always being cleansed.
From another article on same story:

"On March 16 - two months after Rand last saw Paul - her father Abdel-Qader Ali heard from a friend that his daughter had been seen speaking to the soldier at the charity project.

Recalling Rand’s murder, her weeping mother Leila Hussein said: “I screamed and called out for her two brothers so they could get their father away. But when he told them the reason, instead of saving her they helped him end her life.”

Abdel-Qader Ali stood on the girl’s throat until she suffocated and then stabbed her, all the time shouting that his honour was being cleansed.

He was arrested and released within two hours. Sergeant Ali Jabbar of Basra police said: “The father has very good contacts in the Basra government.”

Because her family considered her impure, Rand was given only a simple burial. Her uncles spat in her grave to show their disgust. "

Sunday, April 27, 2008

And those guys in Mississippi are being descriptive too!

Real bottom story of the day

pinko propaganda, no doubt.

Bottom story of the day

C'mon, JJ, you surely qualify

C'mon jj, everybody's doing it

No porky for turkey

It's not as bad as it seems

He might have simply wanted to keep his daughter away from JJ. Then, one thing lead to another.

And Xanthippe was a sweetheart too!

Wifegate

oh, my.

SouthForkscu ranch


Texas is the center of the universe! We have the makings of another GUT here.

AI and Ron Paul supporters for Obama

The drama queen has gone off his meds again. [Add some labels -- AI]

Pepe, try the waterboard, instead

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Pepe! Your broccoli!

Newsweek gonna teach us all a lesson

Who's intolerant, now?

Why couldn't they shoot this asshole too?

Gail funny about McCain

After all, this is a man who told the folks in Youngstown, Ohio — where most of the working single mothers cannot make it above the poverty line — that the answer to their problems is larger tax deductions. He is fearless when it comes to delivering unpleasant news to people who are probably not going to vote for him anyway.

(...)

We also have yet to hear a McCain policy address on how working mothers are supposed to find quality child care. If it comes, I suspect the women trying to support their kids on $20,000 a year are going to learn they’re in line for some whopping big income-tax deductions.

Let them eat dinner mints.

History Lesson

Getting the vapors

Feeding corn to SUVs

The ultimate dream of limousine pinkos. Let the peons eat crabgrass.

Run, Cindy, run!

Jihad for sbj

Could this be an indication that binnie boyz religious fanaticism is catching on in the military ? Say it ain't so !

Not a minute too soon

"Self control leads to a happy, joyful life. If we can learn to control the most basic of drives - the sex drive - for good, then we can control drugs, gangs, alcohol and abusive anger."

I have sex, therefore I shoot up.

Stupid Pope

Friday, April 25, 2008

Peggy Noonan gets what she deserves

Savor. Savor.

Bush's Nazi Cops

AI Rove presumably against Mac on this one?

Shouldn't FCP collectively take a shot at this

I sent JJ a video establishing beyond any doubt that she isn't the talentless twirp that we often make her to be.
Perhaps you could post it to motivate the boys?

White House Hardliners

AlGore's Water Loo

A Harvard professor of environmental studies who has advised Mr. Gore, Michael McElroy, warned in a November-December 2006 article in Harvard Magazine that “the production of ethanol from either corn or sugar cane presents a new dilemma: whether the feedstock should be devoted to food or fuel. With increasing use of corn and sugar cane for fuel, a rise in related food prices would seem inevitable.” The article, “The Ethanol Illusion” went so far as to praise Senator McCain for summing up the corn-ethanol energy initiative launched in the United States in 2003 as “highway robbery perpetrated on the American public by Congress.”

As I said before, God meant food to be eaten, not burned as fuel. The Greeks had a word for this: hubris.

Battle of the Bacon Dog

Is this halal, or what?

McCain hits hard--not!

The smallness of our politics

Thursday, April 24, 2008

AlGore meets his Berezina


The previous time a cycle was delayed like this was in the Dalton Minimum, an especially cold period that lasted several decades from 1790. Northern winters became ferocious: in particular, the rout of Napoleon's Grand Army during the retreat from Moscow in 1812 was at least partly due to the lack of sunspots.

Who besides the French would attack Russia in the Winter?

The present interglacial period we have enjoyed throughout recorded human history, called the Holocene, began 11,000 years ago, so an ice age is overdue. And glaciation can occur quickly: The required decline in global temperature is about 12 C and it can happen in 20 years. The next descent into an ice age is inevitable but may not happen for another 1,000 years. The cooling in 2007 was even faster than in typical glacial transitions. If it continued for 20 years, the temperature would be 14 C cooler in 2027.

That does it. I'm moving to Texas!

Department of Islamohysterophobia Studies


It's precisely what was missing in Academia. Pepe could finally become Professor Emeritus, and conduct much-needed research in this hot subject.

Pepe! Give him back!

Portnoy's lament

The Republicans will have no such compunctions about the fairness of launching personal attacks against a potentially vulnerable Democratic candidate. Hmmm... I wish. In this respect this Presidential contest may again manifest the tragedy of left-wing politics through the ages. Parties which care more about fairness than about power, end up achieving neither. What is it with all these whiny pinko Brits? They've run out of rum, or something? Give them the lash.

Pepe is recruiting in Texas

Petraeus, Odierno, and Chiarelli

More. Sounds like centurions, eh?

Of course, they're fruit flies

[Add a pic, illustrating the Coanda effect, to liven things up. -- AI]

Sounds like the beginning of a joke

What does the rabbi do?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

al-jj-bra

1551, from M.L. from Arabic al jebr "reunion of broken parts" as in computation, used 9c. by Baghdad mathematician Abu Ja'far Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi as the title of his famous treatise on equations ("Kitab al-Jabr w'al-Muqabala" "Rules of Reintegration and Reduction"), which also introduced Arabic numerals to the West. The accent shifted 17c. from second syllable to first. The word was used in Eng. 15c.-16c. to mean "bone-setting," probably from the Arabs in Spain.

I had a conversation with JJ in the pre-fcp days on this topic (if you can call a contest of invectives a conversation). Our texan friend maintained that arabs had no hand in our numbering system if I recall.

SBJ only comes in vanilla flavor in russia

the kremlin persecutes lovers of chocolate & strawberry.

Deep discourse

Obama and his major speech on the smallness of our politics....

The world is flatheaded

Friedman not liberal enough for Brown

Blood on the floor

Bring another butcher knife, Indiana... [Add a video clip -- AI]

Profiles in Courage

Does this count as waffling?

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Goading McCain


..into a macaca moment? Sounds like this pinko South Dakotan is trying to do just that. Maybe JJ had a point about the Air Force pilots, after all.

Let them eat sashimi

Money matters

So MacCain is going for the public dole, whereas Obama is raising money like gangbusters (and reneging on his word, but hey, it's business). What is more, the limitations McCain will accept as a publicly financed candidate will not apply to outside groups who want to spend their own money to criticize Obama. But McCain has spent so much of his career attacking these groups and their influence in politics, Republican fundraisers are having a hard time getting them to help McCain. Hmmm... As I was saying, looks like the pinkos have all the money nowadays.

Pepe goes postal

On October 28, 2001, just six weeks after the September 11, 2001 attacks by Al Qaeda, a self-styled Muslim fundamentalist from Egypt, Emad Ibrahim Saad, decapitated the Virgin Mary statute at the church, cut a hand off the church's statute of St. Rita, and cut off a bronze statue of Father Junipero Serra at the feet, taking the Father Serra statue with him and leaving it at the nearby King Fahd Mosque. Saad also scattered at the church Muslim magazines and fliers stating, "Allah is the only true God." Saad had appeared at the church the previous week, distributing Muslim leaflets before being asked to leave. On discovering the statue of Father Serra, an official at the mosque notified police. Saad was convicted in June 2002 under hate crime laws and sentenced to five years in prison.

Monday, April 21, 2008

French letter

Nannystate berlu?

Right wing nuts ain't what they used to be. What next - nationalization?

Pepe, leave her alone

Anybody thought of searching the pope's plane?

Where is Buck Turgidson when we need him?

Georgia on the bear's mind

Coanda weeps, or Coanda smiles? Video.

Pepe lets it all hang out

How to call the Binnie Boyz

Planet Pepe wants euphemisms, of course.

Yo Pepe! Let's go to mosque!

Time For Solitude





Will return to this maddening crowd in half a fortnight. Two images of the "Sea of Clouds", as they call it on Taiwan. The top one is from Jade Mountain, the lower one from Toroko Gorge.
This beautiful World one day shall also pass.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Isn't that what Moqtada's suggesting?

Pooty girl?

it's about time


For a moment, you'd thought they were on strike or something. [This needs a pic -- AI.]

CNN on meth

Surprised?

Brave, brave Sir Robin...

Was that JJ on the bike?

Goog search

The perfect woman


The most seductive woman of all time has Halle Berry’s eyes, Jennifer Lopez’s nose, Kelly Brook’s hair and body, Angelina Jolie’s pout and wears Marilyn Monroe’s white dress. Hmmm... Let's try another variant. How about, J. Lo's butt, for starters?

Swimming for Londonistan



What Happens in the water between a Mullah and his Boyz stays between the Mullah and his Boyz, get it Dhimmi's? Coming Soon to.....er Already Here on Planet Pepe.

Hmmmm...... are they embarassed over the diminitude of their dicks?

The French, those Stinkers


Planet Pepe's Curvature Zero Geocentric Future


Six Illuminating Easy Pieces [there are many more]:

[1] Although they were not blind to the videotaped confessions by boasting Muslim terrorists, they chose to be..... If some Americans or Jews died, there was sympathetic joy
[2] Unislaamic programs such as communism, democracy, socialism, and capitalism were thought as destined for the dustbin. The ideal of freedom was vehemently rejected as implausible, even in a democracy. The latter we ridiculed as “democrazy.”
[3]Islaam thought for us. My classmate Mohammed once said, “You know what your problem is? You think too much!” Ironically, freethinking and open-mindedness brought me to tolerate their da’wah and convert.
[4] Because I now kindly disagree, Islaamic scholars say I should be killed. Even moderate Muslims living in the West concede with my death sentence.
[5] I incidently had accepted the irrational and illogical along with the absurd. In the process of wishful thinking, we fell into willful delusion.
[6]To be a Muslim, one had to absolutely relinquish heterodoxy, as the name of the game is literally “submission” (Islaam). No Muslim could rationally reform a religion that had been “perfected” (5:3) by an omniscient and omnipotent .

Yup, it's easy to see where the PoMo mulch-heads finds themselves wandering in an Islamic Wonderland.

This, AI, is How To Become a PP Millionaire


Be the lackey to IM and its many Billions

Gros rouge

Why are the Chinese spending their hard-earned dineros on this Frenchie stuff? Single malt is stronger, and much cheaper.

JJ sees the light, at last

Added label--JJ

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo

Were I a Kerry voter, though, I’d feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets. The self-righteous, gun-totin’, military-lovin’, sister-marryin’, abortion-hatin’, gay-loathin’, foreigner-despisin’, non-passport ownin’ red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest d*** in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land “free and strong.” Seethe, Pepe, seethe.

Joys of Hyde Park

Or, how to get $50 million in grants in that "intellectual haven". It pays to pledge allegiance to Planet Pepe, instead of the US of KKK A!

Darwin and the heart of darkness

The Pepe show

Bitter Starbucks baristas with PhDs in philosophy

How to chase away Pepe


.. when he comes in the middle of the night, looking for your guitar.

Not bad 96

Can you stand any of this?

Of course they're fruit flies

Friday, April 18, 2008

Uwe Bollocks

Stinking Pom Finds Hessian 5th Column in Mass

Who's next? Chirac? Where? Central Sq?

This is bullshit

Could these bastards please stop advertising the notion that they can indeed get pregnant the first time? Do they have any idea how much work it is to convince them that they can't?

POWWWW! Fucking Communists!

Thank God for Berlu

The Commies that have taken over the Dept of Justice in Italy want to throw Stefio in jail. He's the guy that recruited Quattrocchi and went through Islamic hospitality along with him, though not the dessert course. Of course the charge is recruiting Quattrocchi and others to help an enemy power, the United States.
With the Commies in, he would have a long legal fight ahead of him, certainly. With Berlu in, we can hope that the proceedings get moved to Brescia (the last normal court) and have the charges dismissed.
Let's have a little bet here. Who gets out of legal trouble first? Stefio or this Egyptian illegal immigrant with a record as long as the via Appia that just raped an American girl in Milan?

Postal

Planet Pepe losing Apostles

Dowd disowns him and now Krugman craps on the clinging thesis. Kaus has also shown this all to be bull.

Huffing Brain[erd?]s in Minnesota

Looks like Ole Olson is gonna have to stop huffing pork brains.

Spitzer Lives! ...in Custer County, Oklahoma

The lawsuit, filed by 12 former inmates, alleges the sheriff's employees had them engage in wet T-shirt contests and offered cigarettes to those who would flash their breasts.

That caged heat is gettin' pretty darned close to Tejas...

Where's JJ?

Hillary and Obama

Brooks similarly.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Great fun from France

How to run a government

.. the right way. Wait till cousin tries, too.

OMG

Someone's asking for seconds it seems. And once again, no witnesses.

In accidents?

Reminds me of the Little old Lady from Pasadena from the Beach Boys somehow. Not sure why.

Kaus on new marketing trend

Highly recommended by

Nicholas Antoniou.

Gitmo for Jimmah

My first NRO post

Spengler off his meds

What's our stupid/evil ratio here?

Must've been his liver that was hit

Yuri Lyalin, 53, took a bus home, ate breakfast and apparently slept like a baby before his spouse noticed a handle sticking out of his back. He was rushed to casualty but doctors found no vital organs damaged.

A "surprise" loss!

Perils of vodka

No Comments

SBJ humor

Eat your vegetables!

How come pinkos always make more money than I do?

Big Papi and Herodotus

Pepe! Your voice lesson!

Porn Fit for Planet Pepeteers, not a Pope.




Dead "Racists" and Live Boys. Islam is Love in all the ways only a Dhimmi can properly appreciate.

The "Neocon" Nation has a Right to Exist, says Alwan? Planet Pepe Enraged








Hell hath no Fury like a gaggle of Dhimmis scorned

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The pope opines on sex abuse

This is rather surreal, not entirely unlike hearing osama objecting to suicide bombings.

Pepe! Let's get rid of the broads and move to DK!

Gringocop

Thankfully, these aren't manufactured by the makers of the humvee.

Pauvre France 2

This is reminiscent of Jacques Toubon (aka Jack Allgood's) crusade.

The plot thickens

Molotov cocktails

So what is the correct Pepean reaction:

(1) Don't worry, be happy.
(2) Ah, so what -- it's just a bunch of stoopid Ricains.
(3) DC ain't Versailles, so who cares.
(4) Swell -- it's chickens coming home to roost.
(5) Naahh -- it's just a Bush-Halliburton-Cheney-neocon-KKK-redneck conspiracy.
(6) IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!
(7) All the above

Global Warming as Takkiya


Ah, Goreballism as the last refuge of the Islamic Scoundrel.....Hey, you've gotta give it to Islam Militant. It's advocates sure know what buttons to push to deceive the western kufr.....not that it's so hard to deceive those who so badly want to be deceived.

Versailles SHOULD be Very Ashamed


Yes, in the Salons they are so very ashamed of Brigitte. They once thought she was a proper royal courtesan, and now she speaks like some commoner who believes her stinking eyes over Vichy writ.

If ""destroying our country and imposing its acts" isn't a thought crime deserving the Bastille, what are the brilliant Green&Red minarets of Future Notre Dame for?

Seethe, Planet Pepe, Seethe

Monday, April 14, 2008

Das Opium des Volkes

Kristol on Obama's latest speech -- the one Pepe liked so much. Last paragraph is the best.

Sacre Bleu, Les Cochons Neocon Parmi Les Soldats Francais

Is France the New Red State?

Ah, Spring, and Love is in the Air

[Add a toon -- AI.]

Roll Them Kufries, Roll 'Em, , JeeeHaaad!




A Modest Plan, a Multigenerational Plan, A Clear Plan
Hmmmmm, what, they prophecy that "eastern europe" will be a harder kufr to crack than the Americas? By Obama's Beard that is a Lie!

Viva Berlu!

Get down from that tree, JJ. Now!

Pauvre France

Religious dogmas survive the test of time.

Buy, JJ, buy!

Groping in the lane

As per request, insert proper label.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Groping in the dark


And rubbing the wrong way.

Hitch bitch-slap

Where'd he get that idea?

Sen. Barack Obama on Saturday tried to clarify what he meant when he said some small-town Pennsylvanians are "bitter" people who "cling to guns and religion."

Hill jumps in:
"Barack Obama's elitism allows him to believe that the American traditions that have contributed to the identity and greatness of this country are actually just frustrations and bitterness."

Suburban bible-thumpin' gun nuts are what make this country great?
Is there anything too ridiculous to state when you're running for office?

Beating JJ at his own game

Finally, someone can drive worse than he! This deserves 3 cheers.

Go, JJ, go!

Cornucopia: food or gas?

AlGore & Co push for using corn as a fuel for their big SUVs, instead of using it as tortillas or polenta, as God intended. OK, usual BS from pinko birkenstock limo liberals. But what does Mac say? John McCain, who correctly called the ethanol push a boondoggle in 2000, now says that it is "a very important way to achieve energy independence." Hmmm... In other words, he was against it before he was for it. Once again, Kerry redux.

Tikka masala, anyone?

Hindi has spiced the language with a masala of words long-since codified in its dictionaries: chit, guru, jungle, pajamas, pundit, sentry, shampoo, and thug.

Wait, wait, wait. How about barbeque? That's not Hindi. And, of course, tzuica. I had the apricot variety last evening (drank from a 1-liter plastic bottle), but still haven't fired up the Coanda BBQ this year. Time to start yet on the roast mutton?

An open-air cooking apparatus, usually charcoal burning, for grilling or spit-roasting meat or fish. The Barbeque method is of American origin, being associated with the legendary conquest of the West. It was subsequently adopted in Europe. The word probably comes form the Haitian "barbacoa," meaning grills, but some attribute its origin to the French "de la barbe a la queue" (from the beard to the tail), referring to the method of impaling the animal on the roasting spit. There may even be a connection with the French "barbaque" which comes from the Romanian "berbec" meaning roast mutton."

Vegas rulz!

Well, at least in one category.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Planet Pepe & Angel Moroni make some strange bedfellows

Come, AI, come!

The honeymoon is finally over

Priceless:
I can’t look at Petraeus — his uniform ornamented like a Christmas tree with honors, medals and ribbons — without thinking of the great Mort Sahl at the peak of his brilliance. He talked about meeting General Westmoreland in the Vietnam days. Mort, in a virtuoso display of his uncanny detailed knowledge — and memory — of such things, recited the lengthy list (”Distinguished Service Medal, Croix de Guerre with Chevron, Bronze Star, Pacific Campaign” and on and on), naming each of the half-acre of decorations, medals, ornaments, campaign ribbons and other fripperies festooning the general’s sternum in gaudy display. Finishing the detailed list, Mort observed, “Very impressive!” Adding, “If you’re twelve.”

Go and Trust in the Kindness of Non-Neocon Strangers.


Somehow incredibly sad, and incredibly stupid. A monument to willful ignorance if there ever was one. If you are blessed to live in "the Shire", do not be so stupid as to think that local good fortune travels with you into the face of our world's realities. If in your atoll's lagoon, the sharks are gentle and let you pass by unscathed, do not be so stupid as to brave out into the seas thinking that is the way of the shark.

"The Path to Dada travels through Planet Pepe" from,
The Protocols of the Elders of Neocon.

Jumping the shark

Randy "Spitzer" Castro

Amid the debris of human lives caught up in these idiocies, you can also find the ruins of an indispensable element of civilized society: a sense of proportion. That's long gone, like the dodo bird.

Buy, JJ, buy!

When Jeremiah Wright Preaches to the Choir...

AI Rove weeps

Any other tactical advice, Clausewitz?

Pay more taxes, Pepe!

"It's a great injustice that citizens wishing to fulfill their dream of paying more taxes cannot simply check a box on their 1040 form to make a donation." His bill would give liberals a chance to salve their consciences without having to raise taxes on millions of Americans who already feel overtaxed as it is. Planet Pepe ululates. Great idea!