Obscurantism on the march.

[C]hess champion Garry Kasparov, who is active in the Russian political opposition [...] fought with the police and appeared to be beaten as he was bundled into a police vehicle.

Channelling Mr Rot

AA's head explodes!!

Tecs buys a new pair of Gucci loafers.

An Itty Bitty Senator

Senator Brown, Bleu State Born, Scorned principled Reason,
When Opportunity Called, became a RINO for the Season.

Rott Sleeps Easy Tonight

Stars and Stripes verboten

Hero of Planet Rot knocking some heads

Ah, but don't worry -- says Rot -- Castro is just a run-of-the-mill Jefe. No Stalinist bone in him. No siree.