The babbling clown speaketh

Knuckledragging Neanderthal goes on an anti-iPad rant

Next page: Mr Rot morphs into a cry-baby, becomes an associate professor of semiotics and communication theory at Oberlin.

Coanda weeps

And the double failures were due, in part, to the malign influence of Sen. John McCain (R?-AZ), who has been to the Air Force what malware is to your laptop. ... But the Air Force can, and must both ignore McCain and factor in the subsidy. The purpose of adding the subsidy is to level the playing field. If the French want to subsidize their aircraft workers to sit around smoking Gauloises, we don't need to contribute $30 billion in U.S. dollars to their subsidies.

Why McCain Got Clobbered [Reason Number 113]

And, no, none of them are due to Sarah Palin.

The Republicans are largely led by the absolutely pathetic, and the Democrats by the openly malevolent. It is the cowering Roman Senate on the one hand, and the poisonous Commodus on the other. The only ones coming out of this mess looking any good are the strong horsies of the apocalypse.

Hal Tests the Turing Test Testily

The sample they give at the end is pretty disappointing. It's blood obvious who is man vs what is a program with tricks set up by programmers as to how cutesy they think a man would respond. And 5 minutes? Shit, you can barely time a few decent questions that way. Make it 30 minutes, you cojoneless geekos.

This is Your Brain on Cabbage

On Mac

Fellow FCP-ers, if schaeffer's right, mac's your man.