Tecs doesn't believe in unenumerated rights...

...the cops can just do what they want.

Rot redefines some terms

Depowat dem oall! Dey twolk fonny

Perfectly reasonable opinions that Tecs calls beyond the pale. Of course, Tecs is in Barney Frank's district...

Pinko squish Sen. Hayseed for deporting Tecs' younguns!

Yeeehaaaww!! Tho 'em all aut!

Arizona proposal: Hey, let's deport Tecs' kids!

Of course Tecs and AA are with the fondling cop

Rear Admiral Massa starts blathering about Tecs' favorite law

Coincidence or cross-fertilization?

Who's the U in Stupid, and who's the P?

REGURGE to witness witless Tecs, Esq.

McCain loses, yet again

Somebody argues Tecs' point for him

without seething "...but but but but it's in the Constitution! I saw it there just the other day!"

Texas doesn't take it lying down

Of course, I made this point first. Pay up, Greg!

As Tecs demands, the Dept Of Ethnic Studies keeps its high academic standards

Whatever, dude.

I'm with the French on this one

Mixing red and white wines? A crime against nature.

Barney explains the thing he has for Fred

Under those circumstances...