Green hara-kiri

Coming Soon, via a Bloomberg Near You

It's Constitutional, Biatches Shhh, muchachos, do not give Pepe any more ideas.

The Progressive Parking Police

Hmmmm....first let 'em park, then draw the lines. Clever. Why didn't Chicago think of this?

The long arm of the trash police

Dropping the ball while blowing smoke

Soylent Green, the sequel

Tilting at windmills

Brownsville goes Algore

Oh my God. This place does look like a dump.

If Orwell had written Superbowl Commercials, he too could have thought of The Green Police

This is too rich. Nowadays the timelapse from black comic invention to dead serious Pepean social policy is but a turn of the Sun. Chicago Rulz? Ha, make room for the other big and broken lake city.