The Persian Eye for the Queeroz Guy

Arguably the worst, most hidebound, manager in the history of the Portuguese national team is gonna go fly his kite in Tehran???? After the Mullahs have admired his "mad" managerial skillz for a while he'll by lucky to leave the place with a donkey head attached to his ass.

Looks like Da Aliens Done Fucked Up His Skull Bigtime

In a week of weird stories outrageously weird, this one takes the lead on Mr. Croc, passenger extraordinaire.

Vomit attack!

The 200; or Arse-Maven Finds His Inner Hooden

Why Red Queens Love Versailles

Bung Boy & His Kayla flee to Oh So AC Gay Milan

Mad ride on the Red Line

Can he get out of Paris, Texas?

So, Tejas takes a young man and blasts him into the hellish depths of black gloom-- wandering with an empty water bottle through the desert of life -- muttering incoherent diatribes against devil women or sitting in stunned silence as the Rio Grande flows sluggishly to perdition. You wouldn't know why that happens, would you JJ?
Wish him luck.

Sell, JJ, sell!

After a drinking binge into the wee hours, who's gonna pay the tab? Ah, don't worry, have some more ouzo.

Pyongyang Dances the Kagemusha?

So, what gave it away?

Derb channels moi

this is the most disastrously awful choice Americans have ever been offered for the post of chief executive. You don't say.

The Olympic Spirit- Terceiro

Poor Suzuki. I don't think he could hear the fat lady sing' seeing she was squashing him into the mat like that

Sweet Baby Jesus, Satan is Afoot.

Taking on Kerry

Hey, AA, will you now vote against the sire of Louisbourg Place?