Covering up for Vito

Chicago is getting a run for its money. Of course, Vito is a cinch for re-electon. Vote for the crook, says Charly!

Long live crony socialism!

I also know that every rationale uttered by Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow and Ed Schultz will advance their theological belief in the moral purity and benevolent intentions of modern day progressives. This foundational idea—that Republicans act out of self-interest while Democrats act out of the public interest—is the keystone to the self-conceptualization and self-idealization of your everyday Democrat. It’s simplistic and bogus. You don't say.

Rotter nirvana

More: Under their agencies’ guidelines, an able-bodied, working-age immigrant could receive the bulk of his or her income in the form of federal assistance and still not be deemed welfare-reliant. Ulululululu, says Mr Rot.

A perfect investment opportunity for Charly

Mr. Corzine, in a bid to rebuild his image and engage his passion for trading, is weighing whether to start a hedge fund, according to people with knowledge of his plans. He is currently trading with his family’s wealth. If he is successful as a hedge fund manager, it would be the latest career comeback for a man who was ousted from both the top seat at Goldman Sachs and the New Jersey governor’s mansion.

Pinko Versailles whoops it up

Cro-Magnon knuckledraggers drink hooch and cry.

Nothing to see here, just move along

More.

Laissez les bons temps rouler pour Jack Abramoff

Lobbyists sapient enough to understand the consequences of the Roberts decision are already conferring with clients that desire to use the federal government as a competition stifler and market protector. You don’t have to be a Nostradamus to predict taxes for those not installing certain kinds of solar panels on their roofs, particular security software on their computers or specific GPS devices in their cars. How high will be the tax for not enrolling in Acme Diversity Training seminars? How about a federal tax on those loafers not installing the favored low-flow shower head? The possibilities are endless.

Our tax dollars hard at work

... in the most transparent way.

Crony Socialism at its best

Spread the wealth, Charly-style. And grease the wheels of pinko Versailles.

Venture socialism + crony capitalism = Pepe's paradise

That smacking sound you hear is trial lawyers licking their chops

A little Christmas present for Fannie & Fred

Counterpoint: Madoff falls off his bed.

Shocka!

Laissez les bons temps rouler

Stimulus money hard at work

* Money for people to keep journals of their malt liquor and marijuana use ($389,357).
* Money to study the "hookup" behavior of college co-eds ($219,000), and the sex drive of rats on hard drugs ($30,000).

And on, and on. What should we add on the FCP wish list?

Limo liberals partying it up

Melodee for Pink Cornucopia

Corporate statism redefined

A Kayla special

Republican Rep. Joe Barton, who is Texan, said the bill is “about four reams of paper” that add up to the American public “getting reamed.”

Better than Siberia!

Sedition was patriotic! I thought this guy's brother Raúl had taken over.