Hey Tecs! I've been surfin' the Net all day for porn, so where's my Gov't VCP?

Tecs throws Paul Ryan under the bus

Her Rott Vindicatus: Tea Party Killer Girl canon-eering on the Loose

Oh NO, Mr. Bill, says Herr Rott, Not another Nail. Oh the Hammer, the Hammer.

Krautman goes negative

Tecs tries his hand at being a travel agent

If we had gun control in Amerikkka, this would never happen

Texas A&M has a hard time being Harvard

Some fun writing about bien pissants

I was just saying how awful the BNP were to my Polish cleaner yesterday. She agreed, as did my Chinese nanny, Wen or Yen, or whatever her name is. My Brazilian catamite wasnt that bothered.

More from Bolton.

Nixon is to Obamakles as:

[a] Raven is to Velociraptor
[b] Comte is to Marx
[c] Doris Day is to Madonna
[d] Lizzie Borden is to Ted Bundy
[e] All the fucking above

The 1960s. Another Pepean Revealed as Scum of the Red Vichy Reich

It is not clear if Le Pew is merely a fellow travelling puppet pulled by old red strings, or one who dreams of having a hand at pulling those strings himself, but the consistency of the sordid reality behind his Planet is astonishing.... even after 40 years.

The Ministry of Truth does its bit for IngSoc

Orwell was no Prophet, he was a seer.
NeoStasi
Clockwork Orange
Days of Future Past
Drop by Drop

The Coloring of Le Pew--Red, Brown, Green

It starts with the grinning Red Idiot, runs through a remarkable string of Idiots, and ends with the grinning Green Idiot. All (pragmatically) through the looking glass.

I was going to anyway! Windfall!

Yup. Obamacles Imperator Showing His Crimson Tide on a Green Crescent

The Saudirian Candidate, preparing for the Solution of the Neocon Problem. PP hasn't been this proud since Petain waved "Bon Voyage" to the trains chugging northeast out of Paris.

A Kingly Nature

No pussyfooting around with Baracky. Fuck that Georgie Washington and his refusal to be King crap. Obama is Ready to Rule! [Pepe bows before his Lord, exeunt Left]

AI, Here's Obamacles Imperator Calling for the Creation of his Praetorian Revolutionary Guard

Now..... What do you think he has in mind exactly? I say his model is Iran's Revolutionary Guard, with a dose of SS and a dash of KGB security command. After all his years of impotence, Le Pew salivates at the prospect of dressing up in the height of Vichy fashion and playing Colonel Klink.

Even the Princeton Dim can eventually Get It

By George, you are quick on the uptake, ain't ya Little Will?

say it ain't so!

Ham on rye

.. is cruel and unusual punishment, say the Pepe Planeteers.

Let my people go!