The Accelerated Life.......

Strange, and sad.

"Sibyl, Sibyl, what do you wish?" To which she would faintly reply, "I wish to die."

Dr. Zero Waxes [perhaps] Too Eloquent...but he is Right.

There's Hope For Old Pork'nCheeses Yet

Well, not much

Wisdom of the Aged

It's a side splitter here in Massatopia

The Man Who Was Every Man

Why do we have to read the Brits to get a proper obituary for a Yank??

The 3,000

Iesus and Iosaphat

Nope, Sebastian wasn't going to hang around long enough to surmise those bones weren't the genuine stick. Heck, his soon enough became the subject of many a fraudulent grand gift.
Interesting story, and not one I'd known before.
Now, Marcellinus, that's another story.

La vache qui rit

In Da Garden of Eden, Pepe...

....wins da Bronze Bowl in da Gopelki Tepe, Pepe...
Sacre Bleu.

"Archaeological evidence suggests that victims were killed in huge death pits, children were buried alive in jars, others roasted in vast bronze bowls. "

Paradise was Hieronymous Bosch ?

In Tejas, Rot Could Watch How the Swine Flu

Nasty stuff......

Bad dog day

Bad News, Boys-Yer Older Than Ye Thought

Yea, even Thou, komrad MFT.

So gather ye Rosebuds while ye may.