Charly Foch

Stale old Reds

Pinko Versailles at its splendid best: Stone, a notorious booster of Cuban socialism, owns numerous properties around the world. During an interview at his Santa Barbara, Calif, Spanish colonial villa, Architectural Digest asked about the contradiction between his anti-capitalist schtick and his lifestyle, and he replied that he wouldn’t fall for the guilt trip. “That’s a Western Christian trip.” Charly could not have said it better.

We don't need no stinking homework, says Pepe

Hey, why not: who likes to grade tons of homework? Let's just all play the Kumbaya, and jump up and down. That's the ticket!

Pinky fish

Roasted pinko cars

The rule of thumb is: go Dutch, and hold the fort at paying the tab

Die Gemeinwirtschaft: Untersuchungen über den Sozialismus

Ludwig von Mises tries to understand Pinko Logick: Any advocate of socialistic measures is looked upon as the friend of the Good, the Noble, and the Moral, as a disinterested pioneer of necessary reforms, in short, as a man who unselfishly serves his own people and all humanity, and above all as a zealous and courageous seeker after truth. But let anyone measure Socialism by the standards of scientific reasoning, and he at once becomes a champion of the evil principle, a mercenary serving the egotistical interests of a class, a menace to the welfare of the community, an ignoramus outside the pale. For the most curious thing about this way of thinking is that it regards the question, whether Socialism or Capitalism will better serve the public welfare, as settled in advance—to the effect, naturally, that Socialism is considered as good and Capitalism as evil—whereas in fact of course only by a scientific inquiry could the matter be decided. The results of economic investigations are met, not with arguments, but with that “moral pathos,” .. on which Socialists and Etatists always fall back, because they can find no answer to the criticism to which science subjects their doctrines.

Pepean logick at its best

This must be a gem of the genre.

Trying to explain the difference between plus and minus to a cute pinko

.. is hard work.

Newton thought of this. Why didn't Chicago?

Why Pepe Hates the Euclidean Algorithm

MIT explains why the Shit don't Divide

If Charly had curly blond hair

.. he would sound like this.

Of course, Henry Fonda convinced Mr Rot, too

AA mumbles something about Bayes' Law, but Mr Rot dismisses such trivialities. He also thinks that, if the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

Kraut mops the floor with Pfeiffer

The pinko mind hard at work

Of course, Charly also doesn't know what the capital of Taiwan is

Green hara-kiri

Let's tax Charly's laptop screen

€125 a year so that he can watch his pinko idols extol the joys of hyper-taxation? Priceless.

Pepe's epistemic closure

Dinosaur media at its best