"Forget about Palau, let's go to Kathmandu." Says Tecumseh

Spin, Pepe, Spin!

Splengler in the Steyn

Even if made, that exit would be an ugly mother..and if not made...

That's Bleu Bottlenose to you, Peasant!

"Oceanus numquam tacet" ................................................................... So Pepe sponges off da Life Aquatic, eh? You don't say.

Dictionary Entry for Make Edification of Planet Pepe

A Ilha Formosa

Herr Rott's "Malvinas Norte" and its Miserable Brit Occupiers

How the Rotters Rage

Judge Roberts the Science Guy

Ok, I'm conflicted. Does Feynman Weep or does he Smile??

When Atlantis danced in Green

Drowning Like a Dogger

The Charly Doctrine in Thought and Action

You know, that doctrine that the Grey Old Versaillean Madame is a masterpiece of discretion between the "Editorial Stance" and the "Article Content"...because the old bitch really really tries so hard. News Fit to Print..No Editorializing Here, no Siree Bob

An Axis Divided...

...well, you know the EUniversal truth.

The Sinking of the Lusitania

Adeus, meu Portugal.

Honor on Planet Pepe Sinks into the Brine

Ah, Versailles let's nuttin' interfere with its Party.......

What an exchange....the Captain reeks of fear.....and reeks of that cowardice that sees fear as a guiding light rather than a force to be controlled and overcome. Sad, pathetic, and too thoroughly emblematic of what happens when a man without character and the civilization that crafted him are found out.

Predator Makes Jesse Bleed

Nothing Ad-Ventura'd, Nothing Blained.

Começ Pronto para que a Merda bata o Ventilador

Nothing Nuno Santos wouldn't approve of.

Lady Luck isn't Born Upon the Austrian Wave

Hmmmm.... What would Herr Rott do?

Oops

Another Bush League Proof of Global Warming.

One Man's Foresight

Not everyone in the village is an Idiot.

"And I alone lived to tell the tale"

Luck, Bitter and sweet.

Atlantis

Interesting, and coincidentally pertinent

"but at a later time there occurred portentous earthquakes and floods, and one grievous day and night befell them, when the whole body of your warriors was swallowed up by the earth, and the island of Atlantis in like manner was swallowed up by the sea and vanished; wherefore also the ocean at that spot has now become impassable and unsearchable, being blocked up by the shoal mud which the island created as it settled down." The Timaeus, Plato.

Impressive Tsunamic Sweep, if you are not there.

A small advantage of being confined to the boondocks.

Kaboom
Samoa
Not Katrina

HMS Californicatic In The Ark of The Perfect Storm

Cap'n Brown will sail 'em through, fo sho.