Hero of Planet Pepe has a bad hair day

Silence the Loose Canons!

Ummette applies some Spit & Polish to the Kufr

Hey, cleanliness is next to Allahbuster....or some such.

Buddha da Mummy, Good Momo

A revolution fought for "Justice" of course sets aside fighting the oppressor for a major assault on a museum full of dangerous pottery, art, and malevolent dead people. Pepe knows his priorities.

Of course one of the immediate targets of an Islamist Militant revolution would be, as it was in Iran, and Afghanistan, all that glorious evidence of a glorious past far more full of glory than any of the crap Momo's minions brought. The stuff of a soon to be jolly great and glorious bonfire to cleanse the world of anything uncongenial to the mindlessness of the minions.

Perhaps time to salvage what is possible before the physical trace of Old Egypt delenda est

Da Joos Get Uppity Again

Gotta win everything, eh? Gotta be Number One, eh? Think better than, eh?

And all at the expense of the poor, oppressed, Peace Lovin', Cat Steven Strummin', NASA Fluffin', Ummah.

But PP has a Solution.

Rumsfeld's Theory of the Knowns is Completed

With this contribution to Scientia, Obama earns his Nobel

AA's Voice Speaks Through Doppelganger

We will see, through this year, just how Mord democracy is.

Planet Pepe Celebrates in Style

Ah, those Yousseful High Spirits.....Allah Akhbar.

This is funny: [A] "The few disturbances that did take place were brought swiftly under control," the ministry said in a statement"

vs. [B]"The number of vehicles torched was only 10 short of the record 1,147 burned this time last year, even though the Interior Ministry mobilized 45,000 police during the night -- 10,000 more than 12 months ago"

Apparently the system worked like it should, komrads

What goes around comes around

Purple Prose from the Yellow Press's White Sister on Black Friday

The Red Queen is Amused

Joys of PepeCare

Remember when Pepe was shilling for AmeriSoc, on the theory it will bring down his small-business insurance costs? Now he's gonna squeal like a pig. It’s a particularly lousy deal for the number one job creators—small businesses. “They’re catatonic when they hear the numbers. It’s a horrifying shock.’’ Well, duhhh.

The Chapping of the Aristo Ass

"why are there so many in society willing to chuck it all in and forge ahead into a brave new world that looks and smells just like the fetid carcass of the cowardly Old World? Why would intelligent people knowingly choose less freedom for themselves and their children? Crudely put, it is because the idea of a fully free society with everyone making his own decisions simply chaps their asses....

....But what happens when the self-absorbed decide that our laws and ways are really just anachronistic barriers to their progressive real-think? "

Ah, yes, if there ever was a Chapped Ass it was Le Pew.

The Joke's on You!!

Fairabout is turn play!

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!

Monkey Surrenders Monkey Sullivans

A fair rival to Pepe in the development of New Logics, a fair rival to Pepe in spanking da monkey fo play-jure.

His is arguably the most moronic single piece of writing read so far this year.... and this year has had a vast river of moronic writ cascading from Pepetopia into the peasant realms below. There was a time I would have described such as "unbelievable crap". But by now it is Crap you can Believe in.

Oh, yeah, Andy, your "Obama’s promise was and is a rebranding of America (which was the primary reason I supported him)" riff is as crapulacious as your "logic". Unlike your "logic", though, which is merely the debris of a pathetic and broken mind, your riff is a conscious lie. That exquisite coincidence of timing between your acquiring a per annum stipend from Da Great Soros, fending off all sorts of legal and financial difficulties you had landed in, and your "enlightenment" as to the wonders of AmeriSoc, is really too exquisite even for your rococo tastes; never mind our pedestrian Yankee ones.
Say hi to Pepe for us, if he yet lives, in your harem of gerbils.

Iran Stops Pretending.

This is pathetic: "was just reading the news about Int'l reactions,WHY R U CONGRATULATING US?! WE R NOT HAPPY!DO U UNDERSTAND?!WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM!
about 14 hours ago from web" Reminds me of those poor kids at Tiananmen. They had no idea that folks like Kissinger and Baker would be given the right to shape the memory of that day. Today, it will be Obamakles and his court jesters of the MSM.

No doubt the good doctors of Qom will proclaim that Democracy is like a Homeopathic "remedy". The closer it is too vanishing, the more effective its' invocation.

Obamakles will blah blah a little. It is what he does. But he has no quarrel with the quommunists.

Moussavi does the Aung

Allahu Akhbar

Brave Is the God of Islam: Act Number 307,467,010

Ricains Need Rescuing From Planet Pepe

My, what a dashing figure is that bearded LePewtian. Really knows how to take a stab at showing the girls a good time Chez Mosque.

"Emily
posted 6/04/09 @ 8:39 PM EST
Actually I am a resident that lives in University Village next to his building that he lived in. He was always at the UV bus stop and riding the UV bus. Whenever I would drive by him while he was sitting out on the bus stop he would stand in front of my car making me slow down and stop and yell "F*** YOU AMERICAN SL*T". I am not being "anti-foreigner", but I am telling the truth. I spoke with several other girls and they said the same type of thing happened to them. Actually I do not think this is "WRONG PLACE AT WRONG TIME" but rather a case of "eventually going to happen". "

A Happy Day for Planet Pepe

Ah, Dead Ricains, makes a PP Hero smile.
The Message Sent is the Message

ROT Nabbed. Apparently Gave MadJad a Devil of a Time

Why, Pepe Da Kerensky of course

Just long enough to make the world safe for its Lenins. As he said: l'arroseur arrose