Wobbly on his feet

.. like Rot after one too many shots of schnapps mixed with ouzo and tequila.

Tecs on Hallowe'en

Tipsy Rot climbs into a tree, after a schnapps or five

Don't diss Trajan!

This is what happens

...when you give US passports to the foreign-born. They go apeshit bananas.
I say, deport the fuck out of all of them, but of course, no one listens to Cato.

Beef is what's for dinner

Les Blancs ne seront bientôt plus que la première des minorités aux Etats-Unis. Pareil pour la bière. ...

Les Etats-Unis ne sont pas les plus gros consommateurs d'alcool au monde, loin de là. L'Organisation mondiale de la santé les classe nettement derrière la Moldavie (au premier rang avec 19,2 litres d'alcool pur par an et par habitant), la Russie (15,7 litres), la France (13,7 litres) et le Royaume-Uni (13,4 litres).

Then how come Tecs can't remember shit?

Tecs spills his orange juice.

Tecs goes back to tsuica

.. in a plastic liter-sized Coke bottle. Goes well with caşcaval. But wiki got it all wrong: this cheese is made from goat's milk. Sheesh.

Taxman comes after the witch

Sitting cross-legged in her villa in the lake resort of Mogosoaia, just north of Bucharest, she said Wednesday she planned to cast a spell using a particularly effective concoction of cat excrement and a dead dog, along with a chorus of witches. “My curses always work!” she cackled in a smoky voice. She sat next to her wood-burning stove, surrounded by potions, charms, holy water and ceramic pots.

One way to make a point

But ouchhhh! This must hurt.