Fire the whistleblowers, coddle Assange

2 out of 3 FCP'ers Are Smarter Than A....

But 1/6 stand proudly as una quinta columna

The USA Constitution? Da Enemy of Da People!

Obamakles Imperator PPs on the Free Republic? Who coulda seen it coming... yeah, right.

[this is properly a companion piece to Tecumseh's post, a few down ]

President Orbamawell on fire!

Can't make this shit up. Hollywood and Krugman tiring of the pinko Moses. Oh well, just stonewall it, motherfuckers.

The end is nigh

Over here Ed Balls tells us, more or less, that this is the worst recession since dinosaurs roamed the primordial swamps. Meanwhile President Barack Obama declared last week that “if we don’t act immediately, our nation will sink into a crisis that at some point we may be unable to reverse”. As The Economist commented, with some alarm: “The notion that [America] might never recover was previously entertained only by bearded survivalists stockpiling beans and ammunition in remote log cabins.” Hope. Change. Hope.

Let's also change Harvard's name

Tomorrow Belongs to The Obamaklean Armee

Guardian to Obama:

What's your middle name, anyway?!!?

Berkeley is patriotic!

VDH's prediction comes to life in the Birkenstockian Mecca.

A modest prediction

Citing information he says is from God, Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said Friday that America is headed for veritable socialism. You don't say. Pinko nirvana. Pepe ululates. Halleluhaj.

PP-Ingsoc At Work

"other words, one can also at last enjoy that nice wood-floored study, tastefully granite-countered kitchen, with plenty of stainless steel appliances, in a mostly un-diverse neighborhood, still send your kids to a mostly predetermined racially-appropriate school, and still make a pretty good salary, drive a comfortably large car (though please—preferably a Volvo or Mercedes SUV rather than a Tahoe or Yukon), and feel like you are out there on the barricades of radical environmental, cultural, and political change (and hope too!)."

A House of Lords?

Referring to replacements being named or proferred to replace Senators Joe Biden and Barack Obama, Reynolds said, "We're seeing a seat-warmer in Delaware, a seat-seller in Illinois, and we're making seat-cushions in New York for, kind of, an aristocrat royalty of entitlement coming in here." Sounds more like a House of Dunces to me.

Santa The Flyin' Wanker

A Paen to Saddam the Socialist, from Planet Pepe

No wonder Le Pew loved him so.

Put up or shut up, Pepe

[Added illus -- JJ]

How's That for Marxist Theory?

Planet Pepe yearns to drown the American Dream in a Socialist Sea. The first to drown will be Lady Liberty.

"The right-wing propaganda machine will scream socialism, and that is also a good thing. Because the more socialism comes to be identified with real policies that raise the standard of living and improve the quality of life for the working class and the whole people, the more socialism will be looked at seriously. A stronger left that follows the tradition of the Communist Party in its unbreakable commitment to a socialist future and to educating people about the value and necessity of socialist policies in the present could follow."

Why Do You Think Le Roi Soleil Ululates So?

Spengler Goes a'Kiplin'

The specter of Roosevelt boomed out in reply, "I fear it is even worse:
Where an almost-Blessing has succored this land, now there follows an almost-Curse,
A Biblical curse from Him with Whom we find ourselves at odds,
And chastens the almost-Chosen folk that whored after foreign gods.
I fear that the land will expectorate us, like the heathen who lived here before us,
And we will die out like the Romans of old, or the dodo and brontosaurus.
We have builded an idol offensive to God as the Israelites' Golden Calf,
But stupider still, and with poorer excuse, and more obnoxious by half.
We have named the idol 'Inclusiveness', but forgot what inclusion entails:
The nations are drops of the bucket, and specks of small dust on the scales.
We included the remnant that left its past to rot on a distant strand,
And made them an almost-Chosen folk for an almost-Chosen land,
That was the source of our Blessing, but today the source of our Cuss
Is the foolish idea that the rest of the world is exactly the same as us.
We never have done stupider things in the past than were done by this President George,
And the very same God who sustained us so long has sent us instead a scourge
In the form of Barack Obama, a malevolent fellow with smarts,
Who took our measure with malice and gazed too deeply into our hearts.
We hail him the God of Inclusiveness, this self-promoting know-it-all,
The way Moctezuma mistook Cortes for the deity Quetzalcoatl!
The Aztecs invited their conqueror in, and that put an end to their drama,
And tomorrow, America does the same thing by electing Barack Obama.
Generations to come (if any there are) will condemn us for losing the scrimmage,
And we've no one to blame but ourselves for the sin of adoring our own silly image."

Joys of Karlie

Pepe is waiting, with breath abated.

Redistributing the wealth

Let's take Pepe's money, and split it equally among us -- it's only fair, says Pepe.