Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Grabbing JJ

Seethe, Pepe, seethe

AI's flying-related travails continue

Seethe, JJ, seethe

Groveling before the Imperator

Just before the presidential election, Griffin sent a letter to Obama saying, "I am deeply grateful to you, personally, for your leadership" on the vote to allow NASA to use Russian spaceships. Does NASA still exist? Last time I remember it doing something was 1969.

Berkeley and the Ivies at their best!

Theoretical change a lot better than the other kind.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Our tax dollars hard at work

Earlier this month, as the New York-based insurance giant benefited from $153 billion in tax-supported bailout funds, it launched a business unit offering Shariah-compliant insurance products in the U.S. [...] To fully comply with Shariah code, AIG has hired a "Shariah Supervisory Board" composed of "Shariah scholars." [...] The Treasury Department co-sponsored a seminar in November titled "Islamic Financing 101" to promote Shariah financing to corporate America. Great, just great. Let's ululate. And dole out another $100 billion to AIG.

A tear on the eye of Planet Pepe

What a kunstlerin, that Yoko Coño.

Hallelujah

Gringos not as locos as Pepes sometimes believe.

However, pledge takers are less likely than other religious or conservative teens to use condoms or birth control when they do start having sex.
Darwinism at its best.

Huntington and Fouad

The new Fomenko catches the eye of the WSJ

But what does Popov think?

Goreball warming freezes Palin's butt off


Joys of American tundra. Pepean Lysenkoism in all its glory. Where is MFT to tell us all about it?

Boozy marinated Portuguese steak

.. health food for FCP.

Identity politics from the Jailcell

Proud. Proud. Proud.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Ingsoc lives!

A day at the office on Planet JJ

The Right Huckster Rick Warren and the Grand Toothbrush of Syria


The Grand Toothbrush of Syria received Gorgeous George Galloway, the Wizard David Duke, and not long after that Rick Warren. Obama simultaneously tries appealing to the Evangelical and Islamic base? WTF? Kind of reminds a guy of Hitler's Pope (that is, Warren in the context of the Grand Toothbrush of Syria; Obama should get someone else for the inauguration).

Here's Warren on Syria:

"Syria," he [Warren] told his viewers back home by video, is "a moderate country, and the official government rule and position is to not allow extremism of any kind."

Maybe I'm just thinking of a different Syria than the one Warren is thinking about.

Kayla's stage name is Iamhung

Be careful, Pepe.

Orwell on Ponzi

Here's one of the many great little excerpts from Orwell's Why I Write -- think Ponzi when reading the below, and how a petty C-Store thief would be treated in contrast to how a Maddof would be treated; or how CEOs from the Big Automotive Manufacturers are treated in contrast to how, well, we're treated:

"It is not that anyone imagines the law to be just. Everyone knows that there is one law for the rich and another for the poor. But no one accepts the implications of this, everyone takes it for grated that the law, such as it is, will be respected, and feels a sense of outrage when it is not."

Orwell, "Why I Write" (Penguin Books), p. 21.

Orwell was commenting on the English legal system, but evidence suggests that it just might go beyond the limits of Great Britain's coast.

The world follows Ahmadinejad

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Any day now

The one case where the second amendment makes sense

The mother of all Ponzi schemes

Social Security taxes current workers to pay Social Security benefits for current retirees. In other words, the new entrants into the Social Security system, the young workers, pay off the previous entrants, the older workers. And despite the fact you have a Social Security “account”, there is no necessary link between what you paid into the system in taxes, and what you receive.

Don't worry, be happy. Have some more ouzo. Everything is under control. Trust me.

The babbling clown speaketh

The gift that keeps on giving. Even by the low standards of Pinko Aristos fom Planet Pepe, this must be a relative minimum.

Frank Rich short on lube for Obama

Joys of Taleban

“Female education is against Islamic teachings and spreads vulgarity in society.” Yes, Pepe, yes. If you say so.

JJ nirvana

The value of a good religious education

Sure, there will be mistakes here and there, but knowing right from wrong is the most important thing.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The injustice of it all

Joys of Putinomics

Only Equatorial Guinea is both richer and more corrupt than Russia. You don't say.

Shoulda asked JJ

Happy Holidays from Planet Pepe

Hitching a ride

Self-defense against jabbering

JJ won't have Samuel Huntington to kick anymore

Down memory lane, here's a letter JJ wrote a while back (February 2005). I won't reproduce the whole thing (otherwise JJ would bite off my head), just the starting line: Professor Huntington, I have read lots of your work with admiration and agreement, but..., after which, JJ proceeds to nip at the great man's heels.

Later that day, JJ wrote to AA and me: Damn. I'd forgotten how good I am. Huntington must be in hiding because of my letter. Yeah, sure. Now he's really hiding.

A madoff isle

Universities lured the children of fishermen and trained them in finance. In 2005, Silja Sigurdardottir, 26 years old, was an engineering student, then switched to financial math. "The banks were really big, and everything was going up," she says. Ms. Sigurdardottir got her masters in 2007, and worked for Kaupthing for one year. During that time, "I didn't really worry about money," she says. Those days are over. She was laid off in October. Next year she plans to begin studying for a new degree, in sustainable development. "Now I have to go back to being a poor student," she says. Life is a bitch, even in this icy land.

Abortions and AZT work better, Jesusman

Ahamd(*&jad was right

Shitheads should be wiped out the map

How to win the WoT

The pinko version of the Flat Earth Society


Pepe freezes his balls off on Canal Street, but still he cries out -- we're baking! we're baking! The end is nigh!

Bouncy Czech takes on Versailles

What does Kayla think about rectal cancer?

A counterexample.

I know what Pepe has on his grown-up Christmas list

This is getting good

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Life in MFT-land

Hey, MFT, are you still buried in snow? Try to warm up.

Joys of Planet Pepe

A revolving gold statue, pink champagne and a "Pleasure Brigade" of nubile retainers: let the good times roll.

Planet Pepe loses its muse

Asskissing cretin

Obama rubbing elbows with Marines.

Fiscal stimulus I am all for

Jizz-dhimmis.

BBC's evenhandedness

Let's discuss the possibility that the Jews had it coming, OK? Just a hypothetical.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Manger, pinko style


C'mon, JJ, say something!

Amazing photos

Hey, Pepe, can you compete in this league?

Smuggling the good stuff

The goods that come through the tunnels include livestock, cement, steel rods, refrigerators and computer screens, along with Coca-Cola, cigarettes and pharmaceuticals such as the erectile-dysfunction drug, Viagra. At a mobile-telephone store in Gaza City, a smuggled Apple iPod Nano 4-gigabyte model sells for $500. It lists for $149.99 on Amazon.com. Making an honest buck on Planet Pepe.

Brainfryers in lieu of cash?

Don't all those people already have like 10 cell phones each, the more to jabber incessantly instead of actually doing something?

Pravda reads the crystal ball

Rooskies channelling Pepe. Les grands esprits se rencontrent.

Cute in cuffs

Shilling for Ayers at the NYT

.. but not letting anyone respond. Standard operating procedure in the pinko MSM.

Help is on the way

“I would fully expect that France and the European Union will push for ‘LGBT rights’ and ‘gender-identity rights’ and collaborate heavily with the Obama administration, beginning in the first quarter of 2009." France was “greatly emboldened” by the U.S. election of Barack Obama as president. "They know they are going to have a partner to work with at the U.N.” Planet Pepe getting ready to take charge.

Yet another French strike

Pepe bites America, and America bites him

A love letter to Pepe. And another pic.

The Quotable Planet Pepe

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Joys of Pepeland

Anonymous! This had to be you!

Pepe Mugabe

My kinda girl!

Let's bust her outta jail, boys!

Madoff offs Magon

Kayla crushed


If you'd seen her this morning. Her mascara was running from a night of sobbing over this.
[Add a pic -- AI]

Harvard declares a day of mourning

Pinko beauty contest

His genome is global

Another G.U.T.: Post-Einsteinian World


While general relativity is very successful in describing the gravitational interaction and the structure of space and time on large scales [205], quantum gravity is needed for the small-scale behavior. This is usually relevant when curvature, or in physical terms energy densities and tidal forces, becomes large. In cosmology this is the case close to the Big Bang, and also in the interior of black holes. We are thus able to learn about gravity on small scales by looking at the early history of the universe.

Starting with general relativity on large scales and evolving backward in time, the universe becomes smaller and smaller and quantum effects eventually become important.




Of course, I could've told you the same: Loop Quantum Cosmology happens all the time with the beer reserves (or depletion of) in my fridge. It's impossible to not take full account of the local -- at home -- beer supply.

Ratzinger: Homos emit greenhouse gas

Pepe, I suppose socialized medicine should pay for your ass repair too?

Monday, December 22, 2008

The jihad-for-virgins scam

Kasab was horrified to see the dead bodies of his colleagues killed in the Mumbai attacks. Kasab is now accusing the Pakistan army officers and Lashkar commanders of cheating the teenager terrorists with promise of sex with beautiful virgins in heaven. Kayla is waiting, instead.

Mr. bear is gunning for the Gray Old Lady

The New York Times (NYT) has to repay $400 million in debt in the first half of 2009. It does not have the money. It plans to mortgage its headquarters, but it is uncertain what that will bring in an uncertain real estate market. The firm’s Boston Globe and regional newspaper operations lose money, so they will be hard to sell. NYT is controlled by the Sulzberger family which has super-majority voting shares. That won’t matter much when the company runs out of money. Bailout time!

AA flying the icy skies

A weekend storm dumped about 5 inches of snow around Seattle by Sunday morning, and it snowed anew all afternoon, with the National Weather Service predicting up to 4 inches more by Monday morning. Storms in the Northeast and Midwest also produced travel headaches for those trying to get home by road, rail and air. Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, one of the world's busiest, canceled about 150 flights Sunday. Some flights arrived two to three hours late Sunday at New York's Kennedy Airport and Boston's Logan Airport.

Sounds like an account of AA's travails with AA. Hey, I told you it's better to just walk!

Menage a trois


The Gray Old Lady, Betrand Delanoe, and Caroline Kennedy, caught in a opera buffa for pinko aristos. I am shocked, shocked! They all deserve each other; only Pepe is missing from this gauchiste imbroglio.

He only came a little bit

Newbomb Turk had the original line.

To see AI's face as he reads this...priceless it would be!

Writhe around like the salted slug you are AI! Hah!

Quality Liberal Arts Thought

Silencing Old Blood and Guts

Bazata ... staged the car crash by getting a troop truck to plough into Patton's Cadillac and then shot the general with a low-velocity projectile, which broke his neck while his fellow passengers escaped without a scratch... When Patton began to recover from his injuries, US officials turned a blind eye as agents of the NKVD, the forerunner of the KGB, poisoned the general. [Bazata] confessed to me that he had caused the accident, that he was ordered to do so by Wild Bill Donovan. Holy shit.

If they can stick to it!

They have hoodwinked the winking UN! Shocked! Shocked!

Taking it up the Fannie Mae is just fine though.

Merry Christmas! We're Hitler!

When will this faggot shut up?

Sunday, December 21, 2008

The Children Sing for Pepe



Now that's the Spirit of Christmas!From Cleopatra to Clitopatra

A spiffy Madoff man

A House of Lords?

Referring to replacements being named or proferred to replace Senators Joe Biden and Barack Obama, Reynolds said, "We're seeing a seat-warmer in Delaware, a seat-seller in Illinois, and we're making seat-cushions in New York for, kind of, an aristocrat royalty of entitlement coming in here." Sounds more like a House of Dunces to me.

Hey Pepe! What's worse, this or AQI?

Rahm and Rod

Dems are such fags.

Cheney hangs tough

Gotta love this guy, but isn't it too rude to kick retards like Biden around?

Spinning like Baghdad Bob

Ass-freezing in a warm Goreball


In which you can see clearly where AA is trying to fly to-and-fro. Hmmmm.. I see in my crystal ball lots of twiddling of fingers in airports. Time to meditate on the evils of global warming.

Not even for a million bucks can MB make a good-looking car

Wow. I always thought the Swedes were calm...

Gay pinko a la Turk

Sounds great

Trackback: NRO and Modern Drunkard

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Tragedy

Flags at half mast!

Cockburned




Today I decided to address a problem I've had with drinking, and that problem has been my unexplainable avoidance of porto. So, to address the problem, I purchased a bottle of Cockburn's Fine Tawny Porto, straight from Gaia Portugal.

Chefed up some French onion soup this evening, using some of Cockburn's porto in the recipe. I also used some damn good imported Swiss Gruyere as well (no French-style Gruyere to speak of, Pepe), shredding it and applying heaps to the hot soup. Good stuff when outdoors it's -11 F (at least the temp at 8:15pm). I've been texting various friends to bring me another bottle of porto (as you can see the first is now a dead soldier).

Back to some Mencken for the evening...

Escape from suburbia

Laureate of umbrage

Two Weeks of Peace



To all on FCP, as you know I am no believer in any religion. The books of these, to me, are so poor before the Universe's majesty and challenge, that however grand in stretches the myths they skein they fail to compel the mind as much as they do compel admiration for the ingenuity of their authors.
Now Christmas is, by any honest measure, a profoundly religious holiday. Yet, however much I have become alienated from the creed I was born into, I cherish the vision of a human hope which, even in the darkness of the deepest night, connects our frail lives to the grand substance of the Universe [or "the Gods" or "God" or whatever word best underlies the sheer mystery of existence]. It is a hope shared both by the message of that weirdly great man, Jesus Christ, and by the pagan tribesmen of the frozen stretches of Europa, lighting the fires that defied the Triumph of Winter and the End of Days.
It is a hope we all, whether or not it sustains us, have felt at some moment of life. So may you be warmed by that hope, and may it sustain you.
Until next year, friends.

Obamacles Goes Gorebal Warming







The Harvard maestros of atmospheric lysenkoism will rule us all, and through Bad Science the nirvana of Big Brother's Government shall be built. Hail Planet Pepe, Allahu Akhbar, behold the Radiant Future.

It's all a Madoff con game

.. says the ex-Enron advisor. He knows what's he talking about.

Consider the hypothetical example of a money manager who leverages up his clients’ money with lots of debt, then invests the bulked-up total in high-yielding but risky assets, such as dubious mortgage-backed securities. For a while — say, as long as a housing bubble continues to inflate — he (it’s almost always a he) will make big profits and receive big bonuses. Then, when the bubble bursts and his investments turn into toxic waste, his investors will lose big — but he’ll keep those bonuses.

You don't say. Ah, for the good ole days of Don Corleone.

There goes Pepe's grant

The foundation... was created in 2002 to promote justice, equality and human dignity and tolerance. Standard pinko party line.

Listed previously at $1 billion, the foundation’s assets were managed by Bernard L. Madoff. Uh, oh. May as well have given the whole pot to Pepe, to create socialist realist art...

Arab courage-hero on his knees

That was quick. You think waterboarding won''t work on these scum?

AI's wacko superfriends take over

Maybe the madrassah isn't so bad after all

The Essential Iowahawk

The 5 Year Plans always fail. [maybe that's why Obamacles is on the 8 Year Plan].

Friday, December 19, 2008

Why Planet Pepe Lives

Babe calendar roundup

We're behind in our Spengler

Ratzinger the economist, Ahmadinejad without money, Madoff and the Jerkoffs.

Princeton prof cavity-searched

I'm moving to Israel! These guys are great.

Al-Qaeda vs Facebook

another tough call.

Predictably

Only the Non-Ivy Rube Saw The Wizard of MadOz Truly


Death of Lance The Surfer Dude


Champeen Season

Way to launch a journal

How many names can you recognize?

Santa The Flyin' Wanker


From RuR to Skynet through Coanda

Snow Storm Cometh



Well, I thought I had no time until January for catching up on FCP, but my overlords surprisingly canceled the last day before Christmas Break [er...Secular Winter Interlude Days of Social Reflection] because one modest little storm is about to arrive. So this interlude within the Interlude sees me here.....Excellent.

Stop sneezing, JJ!

Try a cold shower, instead.

Funny.

Next thing they'll tell us is that Al Gore is a crook!

Wow. Dilemma

Perfect typo

Feinstein the waterboarder

What's the matter with San Francisco?

OK, maybe it flies, but is it Coanda?

I always knew it

Former press secretary Ari Fleischer agreed, saying that Bush carefully cultivated his image as a masculine, simple-minded, heterosexual male in order to combat his insecurities about appearing weak before the international community.

Photos

Sarko hilarity

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Pinko sugar daddy

Where the Madoff mullah went. But of course.

Gringos locos

The Corps

Spin city

Joys of burkha


What may be a new discovery to outsiders is that Islamic sexual mores are not only about veiling women, segregating the sexes and austerity. On the contrary, sex is there to be enjoyed to the maximum by Muslims - as long as they are married Muslims - and there are numerous religious exhortations on the importance of foreplay, mutual titillation and satisfaction for both partners. Adventurous underwear is popular among conservative Muslim couples. Indeed, if a husband fails to satisfy his wife sexually - or vice versa - it is considered grounds for divorce under Islamic law.

Uh, oh, Pepe.

On target

Fast-track to the slammer

.. they used to know how to handle this, in the old days.

Microsoft pisses on the porn party


Users of Microsoft's Internet Explorer are being urged by experts to switch to a rival until a serious security flaw has been fixed.
OK, but you're like 5 years too late in telling me. Even Firefox...

Going for the little eichmans

A fun disambiguation page at NYU

People's Front of Judaea or the Judaean People's Front?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Cow boy

A destructive distraction


.. according to Jean-Francois Mac & Newt. Hey, JJ, you're still blindly following McCain?

Why In the Hell...


...haven't we posted this wiki link yet? Or maybe I just missed it? If so, here it is again.

Barf alert!

Pepe is going syrupy gaga over a pinko aristo. Buerk! Gag me with a spoon.

What a relief!

Le sacre du Printemps

I thought it was hiver though.

Heroic deranged impotence




Allahu akbar!

Generation X Goes to College

From the reviews: The author believes that most students have the consumerist attitude that because they're the ones paying, it is the teacher's responsibility to teach them, not their responsibility to learn. I would put it a little differently. The overwhelming majority of my students were quite indifferent to whether they learned anything. Their consumerist attitude wasn't so much about trading money for learning as it was trading effort for grades. You don't say.

All opinions are equal, after all, and their opinions are just as "true for them" as yours are "true for you." Apparently it's better that students be socialized to be thin-skinned ignoramuses than that they have "Western logic" and "linear thinking" imposed on them. We are all Pepe now!

On the bag

No food for you, you dog

Monday, December 15, 2008

Ponzi schemers

The basic idea was hatched in Beantown:

When Ponzi was released he eventually made his way back to Boston. There he met an Italian girl, Rose Gnecco, who was swept off her feet by Ponzi's charm. Though Ponzi did not tell Gnecco about his years in jail, his mother sent Gnecco a letter telling her of Ponzi's past. She remained with him nonetheless and they married in 1918.

Aahhh... Italian girls don't listen to mamma.

Ponzi canvassed friends and associates to back his scheme, offering a 50% return on investment in 45 days. ... A frenzy was building, and Ponzi began to hire agents to take in money from all over New England and New Jersey. At that time investors were being paid impressive rates, encouraging yet others to invest. By May 1920 he had made $420,000.

Aahhh, when Italian smarts meet cosmic idiocy and sheer greed...

Digital access

Will Blago get his cut?


Already, some other Democrats have pointedly questioned her credentials for the job. United States Representative Gary Ackerman, a Queens Democrat, said last week that he did not know what Ms. Kennedy’s qualifications were, “except that she has name recognition — but so does J. Lo.” How about the derrière?

Dr Kayla to examine you, sir?

Al-Qaeda = GOP?

Who knew?!

You can avoid JSTOR if you want.

They sound better than the Serbs

Bettie Page, RIP

To look at these photographs is to enter another world. I don’t think for a minute it was a more innocent world, but it was one in which sexualized images of women, even trussed up in rope, seemed somehow, well, charming. I’m sure there are plenty of women and some men who would disagree, saying that one generation’s erotica is another’s pornographic exploitation. But the sheer volume of images that wash over us now have blunted our sensibilities, I think, and made us less alive to the beauty, the poetry and the mysteries of the naked body. We are surrounded by visuals that are far more explicit than any Bettie Page pinup, images of oiled and sculptured flesh that promise the universe and deliver so little.

I don't know about Manohla, but the Iranian bikini-mullah delivered me a lot this morning.

A Refuge For Each,Unto His Realm






[1] For AA, shipwrecker of the Seven Seas
[2] For MFT, scry of Ragnarok
[3] For AI, whose had enough of Nosferatu
[4] For Pepe, because flooding is bitchier than Kayla
[5] For JJ, a quiet refuge between the Goats

Until January, komrades.