A implies R, for all A

An alternate universe

News of the tautological

Will mentions the C-word. Quick, Charly is having the vapors.

President Obama sues the author of Obama's only success as president.

Rushbo explains A=>B in Pepean Logick

It’s only a matter of time before the Obama campaign tries to tie Romney to 9/11 somehow. I mean, after all, the attack was in the Financial District of New York City. Bain Capital is located in Boston. All of Bain’s competitors are in New York. And we all know that Romney was calling the shots in 2001. And if Mitt Romney had no compunction about killing a guy’s wife, well, is it too big a stretch to imagine 9/11?
The Onion has a variation on the theme.

Like watching Hunter Thompson try to solve a quadratic equation while high on acid

A implies not A in Rotter Logick

A sublime example of the genre: These deactivations are consistent with the strategic goal of securing America's borders.

Non-Aristotelian, non-Archimedean Logic

A pas de deux in the Wonderland.

Pepespeak

Canonically tautological

A implies B implies not-A implies not-B implies A

Going round and round with Pepean logick is so enriching for the mind.

When A implies not A

The thrill is back for Brooks.

Well, basically, we’re not looking to the Constitution on that aspect of it

The Tab doesn't exist, says Krugman

Pepean Logick in all its splendor

Break ist verboten

Straw-man caricaturing ad nauseam

Reminds me of those straw men and sundry red herrings popping up regularly around here.

A=B, says Al Gore

Gore also took shots at Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who has lambasted climate change alarmists on the presidential campaign trail, and other politicians who dare to question the veracity of global warming science. .. Ironically, back during Perry’s days as a Democrat, the Texas governor supported Gore in his 1988 presidential bid.

Pelosi talking to Rot?

Their bums defiantly aquiver as they fart their toxic message to the world

It's all AlGore's fault!!!