Showing posts with label Versailles is not amused. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Versailles is not amused. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

How to Win a Free [One-Way] Ticket to Palau!

Obama's America, Love Him or Leave It ...................................................................... Hey, komraden, where can I go start up one of d'em Massachusetts Secession thingies?....oh,yeah, right, no one is allowed to leave the Bleu.

Monday, October 08, 2012

Stacy's Dash to a Free Republic

The Plantation that is Planet Pepe is so Very Not Amused As an actress, where it is Gold Piss of the Bleus from dusk to dawn, this took substantial courage. Charly will snort, and Pepe will rage, and the Party Line will pour acid on her career and reputation as soon as they can get Soros to fund a deep 20 "man" team investigation into what she ate for breakfast during the Challenger explosion. And she has more guts than them all. By the way, do you remember, way back through the 80's, how the Left got most of the beautiful babes?..................yeah, that was a long time ago................... Now Obama gets phalanxes of dykes. For example:
...................................................................... whereas, in contrast, Romney must suffer through the support of such challenging sights as Ms. Dash:

The Chicago Way Gets to the Root

This is bread and butter stuff for Chicago. What they train the kindergartners on. ................................................................ When Chicago brings out the big guns, its breathtaking stuff, Mr. Root. Obamakles is being damn gentle with you...a nod, no doubt, to a nominal fellow alumnus.

Saturday, October 06, 2012

Socialism is all about making sure the Peasants eat nothing but Shit Tacos

Versailles Alone should Sup on Tasty Fare If the aim was "let all have of good food" then the solution to this "unfairness" would be obvious. Have school districts send someone to Annika's kitchen and see how she makes the tasty fare and how she keeps it all in budget. Then, presto, return to their districts with this info and spread the cheer. But InterSoc ain't about improving quality, nor about fairness, it's about hammering down all those nails that are not already pinned down to the Party Line. The travel down the River Charly has an utterly predictable, utterly mechanical, end; into the cesspool. Behold, the Food fit for da Proletariat:

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Chris is Awed by Da Champ dat is Obamakles

A Hundred and whatever IQ? Awesome, Dude ........................................ Chris Matthews: "I do look up to him in so many ways. And when I’m with him, I do say to myself – and I do this really objectively, I think – I listen to him after he’s briefed on something and I think, ‘this guy ought to be president.’ He has the command of the issues. He has scope. He has relevance. He can talk to you as a regular person in common English, as well as the wonk talk. He’s got an I.Q. that must be in the hundred and whatever range – way up there. And yet last night he was tongue-tied. He let the other guy own the room." Say one thing about the Soviets. They had actually smart people run the Pravda show...................... MSM Pravda tries to think it through

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Pepe rowing down his River Charly sings a Song of Hate for Gotham's Hero

Batman is the Bane of Socialism ................................................................... It's so bloody Unfair to claim Lenin used steroids................. ......................................... Mores are the Opium of the Counterrevolutionary, Comrades! .............................................................. Know Thyself ain't hallal on Planet Pepe ............................................................... Pepe's Prison Planet phases in on dat nasty stinking peasant Propaganda .................................................................. The Salons do NOT Approve ................................................................ The Red Guardian disdains and many another of similar ilk. Saul Alinsky does not smile.

Sunday, August 05, 2012

"Who is this that Dares offend My August Mightiness?"

Obamakles pretends he's Clubber Lang ............................................... T'is so very hard for Versailles to accept this:
............................................ when by Divine Right it should only ever be this:

Thursday, July 26, 2012

How to Mum the Carney

Zungzwanged .................................................I suppose this is akin to asking Mumbles if he prefers Cherokee Warren or Patches Kennedy.

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

When Welsh Cad revealed Gray Old Lady to be a Lying Red Whore

Avuncular Uncle Joe gave him a proper admonishment ................................................................... Dead journalists floating down the River Charly is about as close to Sweet Reason as Planet Pepe knows how to get.