Showing posts with label Norwegian Woodies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Norwegian Woodies. Show all posts

Friday, October 12, 2012

The EUnion Bags an IgNobel

Reality Mugs the Onion You cannot make this shit up. Seriously, there is nothing the Nobel Prize can do to make up for this shit. Next year, Hugo Chavez & Castro!

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Biden misses the point of his own words

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?

Monday, July 25, 2011

A Very Strange Consequence of the Days of Clinton?

The Balkans may not be worth the bones of a single British grenadier.....but the bones that lie there do not do so quietly.

This critter is all stinking bullshit, of course. The connection between anger at bombing Serbia in the 1990's and going to an island full of children and calmly gunning them down, exists only in his own, pure, evil. [there is also only a very farfetched connection between his bomb at the government building and etc..., but at least with a government institution--given his premisses-- you can grasp his version of "A implies B"].
Again, I cannot believe this egomaniacal idiot Kazcynski wannabe only faces 21 years in prison. It can't be right.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Same old, same old

Hero of Planet Pepe. Hmmm... McVeigh redux? Strange. Berserker single-handledly shoots 87 people? Even stranger.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Latest Update on the Prologue to Ragnarok

First Iceland's banks. Now this volcano shit.

Sunday, January 03, 2010

The new world chess champion

A 19-year old Norseman named Magnus? Go back to Russia, Herr Rot!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Potential Darwin Alert

Click on the title link.

The real icing on the snow jump cake would have these ski-jumping/sky-diving geniuses eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich during the flying squirrel descent.

High potential for Darwin alert here, too.

Monday, December 15, 2008

A Refuge For Each,Unto His Realm






[1] For AA, shipwrecker of the Seven Seas
[2] For MFT, scry of Ragnarok
[3] For AI, whose had enough of Nosferatu
[4] For Pepe, because flooding is bitchier than Kayla
[5] For JJ, a quiet refuge between the Goats

Until January, komrades.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Don't mess with Texas

Little old ladies there have little patience for rude Danes jabbering on their brain fryers. Give 'em hell!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

Comrade Gore is a Nobel Man.



As we behold a shining new star in the pantheon of officially lauded Idiots for a Radiant Future, it's clear that the mistake we made -- JJ,AI,MFT --was in not realizing the road to Nobel riches and glory is not through science or discovery of true things, but through political demagoguery and industrious production at the Ministry of Truth.