On Planet Pepe the Pepenomics is Planetary

Now that is what I call an unfalsifiable theory! Da Mann puts away his hockey stick in shame.

In a more virile age, the passengers would have strapped him down

Ah, the good ole days of William F.

A Tremendous Carbone Trail

......one no pussy-footin' Plantagenet Aristo can fuck up.

Should we move to Nauru, or to Eritrea?

Cabo Verde, Da Uber Pitcairn?

Absolutely.
To start, [bottom up] it's big enough to sink metal ships [Pitcairn only has a few pathetic 18th and 19th century woodies to its credit]. Second, it has a genuine volcano [Mount Fire] and not just a hard rock. Makes life so much more exciting. Third, it has a people with the foolhardy courage to place a school right in the caldera of that dormant-not-dead volcano. Fourth, it has Defenses!. Fifth, it's One Room University has a Very Big Room. Sixth, it actually has two universities, even if one is unfortunately named after Piaget. Seventh, it has enough room to play futbol. Eigth, it has major urbs by its hortas. Ninth, it's got grub not from a tin can. Tenth, and, oh yes, Komrads, it's got babes worthy of a Carnival.
The downer? Eleventh. It is really really close to Africa, particularly Guinea-Bissau, which is arguably the most pathetic and yet Socialist of the ex-Luso colonies in Africa. The bad news is that Guinea-Bissau ain't happy at all at being left alone in the Socian dust. It wants brotherly company in its misery. The good news is that Guinea-Bissauians are too busy killing each other over no good reason at all to pay proper interfering attention to Cabo Verde. Probably good in this regard for another decade or two. So, komrads, do you feel lucky?