Monday, June 09, 2008

Now they tell us

I had to stop masturbating when I could have just quit smoking ? What a raw deal.

Obama pour President

The successful attack on Democrats that began in the 1960s with Nixon’s appeal to the “great silent majority of Americans” who abhorred anti-Vietnam agitators and glided into Bush’s vilification of egghead liberals short on Iraq testosterone, has exhausted itself.

Not a minute too soon.

Shashlik w/ Dakota Beef (cue Aaron Copland — see just below)



In response to AI's little question (see link), of course I didn't use Russian lamb or berbec. Think local, AI. Think cattle country, the American West, the high Plains. I'm not one to romanticize much, let alone the American West, but damn Copland got that piece right.



Since he's from Tejas, JJ has street cred here too.

The final photo is of the marrow bones I roasted in the oven last Friday. Dakota beef, Raised, butchered, and sold within a 10 mile radius of central northern Dakota. Anthony Bourdain refers to roasted bone marrow on good toast with parsley salad and capers as his Death Row Meal (that was the inspiration).



AI, it looks like ND branded beef has some lamb for sale. I'll ask them about berbec meat proper next time.

JJ in Russia

Way to go fishing!

The French Navy

De Grasse is sitting on its arse, says Subtil. Maybe they can all go to Pepe and chew the fat, over lime Perrier, and Brie and Chablis, instead of exerting themselves in the Gulf of Mexico. And blame it all on Bush, and those stooopid Ricains.

Dukakis' Tank Ride Helmet?

What a fruitdweeb. At LGF it was pointed out that his rear tire is flat. That ain't all. Of course Hitler can't get a tire inflated with Hogan and the boys caling in airstrikes to the ball bearing plant in Hammelburg.

Counter-revolutionary scumbag

Fortunately, there is solace in the bible & the nra

Canuckistan gets serious

Planet Pepe is not amused. The long knives are being drawn. It's krystaal clear.

AI sweats, Pepe wets


Poli Pr0n Pic from HuffPo.

Training the Italian team

9/23


This is interesting. Roughly 40% of "Les Bleus" are Muslim. In the next generation, it will be majority. Football teams may well be useful indicators of the demographic/religious/cultural changes in Europe.
Also interesting is that 3 of the 9 are converts. Like all good Vichyists, getting a chance to ride the Strong Horse is pretty tempting.
Allons, Enfants de La Mecque!

LGF on a massive roll today

Wonderful. Here's the punchline if there is any.

A great idea.

More great ideas here.

Two peas in a pod?

Pepe's Army

Be all you can be, the Frenchy, Nanny State version: The rescue operation nearly foundered at an early stage, when two of the frigates carrying troops suffered engine failure, and a launch laden with special forces' equipment sunk under its weight. Later, an Atlantic 2 jet tracking the pirates above Somali territory suffered engine failure and had to make an emergency landing in Yemen. Ah, but they farted in the general direction of the pirates, and voilà!

Sunday, June 08, 2008

No beacon for the obscurantists this season?

Mr. McCain’s outreach to evangelicals has been a quiet courting, reflecting a balancing act: his election hopes rely on drawing in the political middle and Democrats who might be turned off should he woo the religious right too heavily by, for instance, highlighting his anti-abortion position more on the campaign trail.

spread'em baby!

Viva Espan~a

Pepe's Prosthesis

Failed. He posted this article and entitled it rather well: Al-Qaeda gets a new recruit. Unfortunately, his anal stent collapsed and he had to run to the ER for a new insertion.

Chancellor Obama's Kampf ain't Mein



Komraden, Nationalsozialistische Arbeiterpartei, there is an Amerika to make JudenFrei!\

I must say, this convergence of Socialism with Jew Hatin' Christian would have been the natural platform for Jimmy Carter.

The more shit rises it must converge.

Clearly Japan needs knife-control

Colombine, Tokyo-Prefecture.

La Russ: Summer Shashlik BBQ

Just another idea for that backyard grill. I'm gonna go get the ingredients and start preparation now for this evening. I'll be using boneless beef tips rather than straight mutton, though.

I've been told to accompany shashlik with white rice, butter, lemon juice, salt, pepper and parsley. Also uncooked cherry tomatoes and cucumber slices (with a light dill cream sauce) can refresh the palate in between juicy meat bites. I'll get pics up once it's created.

All obvious, but read the last paragraph!

Wow. I wonder why...

Important post for Corbières whores like me

Bush = Scipio?

More Brit Homosexuality

Pounding sand? Penetrating the Moon?

Saturday, June 07, 2008

JJ's going to be away for a while

Portugal 2-Turkey 0





So it begins.
Portugal completely outclassed the Turks. Without the loss of a goal to a dubious offside call, and the post coming to the aid of the Ankarites, the score could easily have been 5-0.
Cristiano Ronaldo was brilliant. Let's see Vico's deli crew match that.

Self-abuse a la Gitmo

Srpski bomb wins something or other


She's better than Sharapova and Kournikova put together.

Adolf Obama

AA, you called this one so right. You're a genius.

Admirable Israel

Friday, June 06, 2008

The Man Who Will Be King of EuroCup 2008


Viva Portugal, e abaixo aos Italianos e os patetas de Espanha !!

On Whimpering Planet Pepe,it Ends With a Bang



Ah Islam, in its Militancy, is such a "Pro-Choice" religion. Between its Imperator rummaging nose first through Cantwell's boxers, and Boxer's cuntwells, and guaranteeing a gal gets properly Focked coming and going, no wonder Pepe's Planetary Choir can bleat out its acapello version of "Nearer Our God to Zee".

not the cowering kind

Pepe the Cali Republican

Funny

The Minister of Propaganda for Planet Pepe at Work





There is an Obama to be made Chancellor, Herr Planeteers. Work that must be done. For Tomorrow Belongs to Zee !

Thursday, June 05, 2008

AA the Schmuck

Powww!

Fun at the dock

Conservative UK

KSM wants Death.

I say we give it to him. Get the charcoal, boys.

Menage a trois at the Élysée

Cultural Vandalism a la Poofter

Hilarious

We have some "Chinese" terrorists in Gitmo that Delahunt (remember him? God, I'm glad to be in Texas) and some Cali guy want to free. But not to China where they would have their nuts handed to them for breakfast.
Wait. I thought Gitmo was torture.

Rah rah rah pfft for Planet Pepe

"There will be none of that."

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

The Method in Pepe's Madness

Of course it is MAD to think the war against Islam Militant can have any hope of being won if you try to pretend its just an affair for the "Justice" system. But only if you actually want to win that war. If you are living on Planet Pepe, what seems mad is in truth a METHOD to allow for the triumph of the Crescent Radiant Future. Today, in Seattle, Planet Pepe did its little bit, Allaho Akbar

Seethe, AA! Seethe!

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Rembrandt & Pabst: an evening with mft


Just drinking a couple cans of Pabst this evening, and looking at some Rembrandts. Just wanted to share them (the paintings/prints) with other FCP'ers.

Note: when it came to booze, Kingsley Amis always said quantity over quality.

Hey! Where are the white women at?

Old Stasny Never Die, They Just Move to Planet Pepe

You've gotta hand it to Chavez, this creative touch of openly all be secret informants has that brazen touch to the balls that makes a Versaillian ullulate

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Hops: the anti-cancer...


Stevens says beer drinking won't lead to cancer prevention, but he's just not thinking in quantitative terms: more, Stevens, we just need to drink more!

Drink lots of beer or we'll consider you pro-cancer.

Where's Pepe? Rallying his Assassins on the Homie Front

Where's Pepe?

Keep pulling for Romney, guys