Friday, June 13, 2008

Yet another brazen lie


.. from the Republican Attack Machine. Hurry up, Pepe, get the quick response team to quash this smear.

AI's fears come to life

(ok it's a hoax)

Tsk, tsk, tsk, JJ

Fred Thompson wakes up

.. to take on JJ. Powww!!!

Pilot al dente

Seethe, Pepe, seethe

The only good one

Gracias, gringo

but please beat it.

Gimme shelter

Gotta break a few eggs...

Krauthammer > Steyn?

Brazil is in Europe?

500%? 5%? For more liberal hilarity, hit the link to the Guardian. Also hilarious from PuffHo.

Ayatollah Obama

and the mullahs on motorbikes

Lefty Mainer: Morally, Iraq = WWII

(or Great Patriotic War to Pepe)

Thursday, June 12, 2008

The Contrarian Strikes Again...


And—unlike the pseudo-radical students of today—we wanted to be allowed to be grown-up rather than to claim another extended tranche of parental protection. Ask the dean’s office for protection against hurt feelings? No: we demanded the right to hurt the feelings and ruffle the susceptibilities of others.

No shit, Hitch. No fuckin' shit...

Play the Whitey to Smash the Whitey


Farrakhan spells it out.

The "Typical White People" post is excellent. Somewhere in that photo is a happyslappy singalong Berkeley guy aclappin' fer Change, Progress and the Vichy Way. He make us proud, brotha.

Oh well

At least he's still got the right to play with his AK.

Gringos locos

In SF, even Pepe's as sober as a judge

Or the PM, in Italy.

Admin is too conservative

even for this supreme court.

No Way! Let's drink!

AI, look like fun?

JJ, don't get back to Texas!

There's killer bees waiting for you all over! But, with your trusted brain fryer in your pocket, it still may be safe...

Perils of lane-jumping

Imagine if Obama would bring us health care

We'd all taste the joys of Mr. Alz, way past 100. Le tout, au frais de la comtesse, bien sur. In the meantime, people are dying in the streets, in mean, bad US of KKK A.

How crazed murderous dictators pick up chicks

Brother Leader?

Already smoked and sliced. Make a sandwich.

Kerry the brilliant political hand...

UPDATE! It was all handled perfectly!

Barry, you're no Ronnie

Klein shitting his pants

Again, check the last paragraph, where the asshole shows his cards.

Portugal 3-Czech Republic 1....Victoria!

Turkey and the Czechs are clobbered.....perhaps the cowering Le Mecques lie ahead.

FEMA still busy doing a great job

He Knows the Way to Planet Pepe


That's why Pepe the Red is so discombobulated by the prospect there is anything to fear from Islam Militant. A 5-Year Plan, he understands. His berkeleyean wit can get around that notion. But, a 10-year Plan? Fiendishly difficult......
But, not to worry, by the time this Riddle is finally solved he will be one happy-camper Pepe the Green

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Stoopid Ricain concepts

Joys of Alz

Gaddafi weighs in with some advice


If he can stick to it, is the gist of it. Plus, a typical Frenchie conspiracy theory: "Obama offered $300 billion in aid to Israel and more military support. He avoided talking about Israel's nuclear weapons. We suspect he may fear being killed by Israeli agents and meet the same fate as Kennedy when he promised to look into Israel's nuclear program."

Scarlett letter

A Hollywood groupie competes with Pepe for the affections of Da Man. Is there a spot under the bus for Michelle?

Canadian guts

Nice piece by Brooks

Roll him up and smoke him

France-Romania: 0-0

Obama's Blogs Keep coming and coming and coming

Christmas in June

Pepe sometimes needs this

Obama's Love Slaves

Obama the Bourbon Man

run Corey, run

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Like a virgin

Life on Planet Pepe.

Can they ever be too Mediterranean?

Can I have one for my wife?

Viva Portugal

Anyone blocking a public road should be killable by any one of the public. On the other hand, this may just be Portuguese driving.

Perils of cell phones

See what happens when you play hooky while having the cell phone on? Poetic justice ensues.

What do you see, boys and girls?

Building? Blue? Yellow? Mohammed's Helipad that evil Israel wants to take away?

Porchetta heaven

JJ raves about this Italian bbq, so here is a video of how it looks. Methinks it's best eaten when it's cold outside.

Oooh looky! Kaus is tearing Omaba a new butthole

... and Wonkette (last item).

Whining pinkos

When it comes to something like housework, Democrats are much more likely to complain that the division of work in their home “is unfair to me” than Republicans. In fact, they are five times as likely to whine about it. Another study in The Journal of Applied Psychology found that feminist women do less housework than traditional women — but complain more about it.

Dia de Camões

So what are we supposed to do on the Portuguese national holiday? Recite out loud Os Lusíadas? Or is there something more fun to do?

No St Trop for you this year, Pepe

And in other news: A French virgin? Was she a track star or her brothers quadriplegics?

Rumor 4: He was born in Österreich!

I smell a Commie rat...

Pepean kangaroo court

I posted on this story before, but this is worth revisiting. Here is the latest word from Planet Pepe: One of the principal investigators of the Canadian Human Rights Commission was asked in a hearing what value he puts on freedom of speech in his work, and replied, "Freedom of speech is an American concept, so I don't give it any value." Mais bien sur. Jawohl.

Hyde Park: is this Brookline, or Berkeley?