Monday, July 04, 2011

Article 1, Section 8 does not apply, says Rot

What's not clear about this, Herr Professor: The Congress shall have power ... to borrow Money on the credit of the United States.
And put it on The Tab.

Pepe goes to China, buys a man bag

Rot's dream ticket

Shocka!

There is always the Muslim Outreach Program to fall back on

Enjoy it while you can...

A good proposal, but it's dangerous bait...

Defining long words so that Rot can follow high-brow programs

Now, you should ask AA what "Madeira wine" means.

AA in the Navy

For anti-aircraft target practice, crewmen were firing the ship's 20 mm guns at a kite that was being towed behind the ship. One of them shot it down, but also accidentally hit the depth charges on the stern—a direct consequence of the lack of guide rails that would normally prohibit the guns from being aimed at the ship. The resulting explosion knocked out all power on the ship and sank her in about three minutes. The survivors of the blast endured four or five days of no food, high temperatures and full exposure to the sun on their makeshift rafts; some, driven mad by these conditions, simply jumped into the water and were devoured by sharks.

Back to the madrASSah

Saturday, July 02, 2011

Great moments in public education

C'mon, Rot, now you have enough to pay the tab

Pinko Versailles goes for pappardelle al tartufo nero with Brunello di Montalcino

How come we never tried this at the Albanian joint?

Throckmorton "Tecs" deVoorhees VII and the weakness of the flesh

Smart power kickin ass

Dickhead Obama nowhere to be seen.
Aeolus sends an omen.

Those damn kulaks and their Coanda jets

Tecs' student in trouble

Spending in the tax code...

...and Tecs wants to keep an open mind.
"Hey," says Tecs, "maybe another 4 years of Obama is OK!"

VDH gets into the Fourth of July spirit

Open borders, non-assimilation, ethnic separatism, and tribalism lead to the Balkans or Rwanda — not, as envisioned, to a society patterned after the boutique diversity of the faculty lounge.

Mr Rot, of course, takes the Harvard faculty lounge view.

Like father, like son

GOP race taking shape

So what is the Hamlet from Texas gonna do?

Friday, July 01, 2011

Pussy Galore

You missed your call, Herr Rot.

Tautological

If this were a Republican president, you know exactly what the story would be every night, every day. It would be the high level of unemployment. They would be doing stories of all those people that lost their jobs. Now the stories are actually saying, ‘Hey, it’s not that bad being unemployed.’ Duhhh...

Pakis our friends

Kissing commie butt, over a lifetime

Rot in love with his iPhone

Tecs gets all huffy about decorum or something.

but can you argue with results?

Birds and grudges

Rot gets all aflutter about multiples of pi

Scholtzi courtship ritual revealed

Tecs gets a paint set

[Add a pic of Rot & Tecs going at each other, in order to liven things up.]

Stockholm Syndrome in Florida

Tecs' pinko heartthrob really cares about his job or something

“I see the worry creasing his face. I hear the passion and determination in his voice. ‘You won’t believe what these folks are going through.’ He told me that last night. ‘Michelle, it is not right. We’ve got to fix this. We have to do more,’ ’’ she said.